Merry Christmas
Porg Merry Christmas Apron Featuring a Merry Porg-Mas Pun
Porg merry christmas apron - Three porgs in Santa hats inside green circle with Merry Porg-Mas text and snowflakes
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Porg Merry Christmas Apron Featuring a Merry Porg-Mas Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
porg merry christmas apron features the phrase MERRY PORG-MAS across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on the holiday season. Wearing it signals you appreciate sci-fi humor in the kitchen, and fans of space creatures will feel this was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
Three porgs wearing red Santa hats stand inside a dark green circle surrounded by scattered white snowflakes. The word MERRY arches above the circle in distressed white lettering, while PORG-MAS arches below it to complete the circular composition. The design uses only white, red, and dark green colors with a weathered texture that gives the graphic a vintage appearance. This specific arrangement of characters and typography creates a cohesive holiday badge style suitable for festive wear.
Made For This Crowd
Star Wars enthusiasts and home cooks who enjoy sci-fi puns notice the clever wordplay first. A porg merry christmas apron makes a perfect gift for fans celebrating the holidays with a galactic twist. It is worn during family gatherings or holiday meal preparation to show off unique taste without sacrificing practical protection.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the apron?
The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Each waist tie is 42 inches long to secure comfortably in front. These specific measurements provide ample coverage for most adults while ensuring the straps can be tied tightly enough to stay in place during active use.
How does the ink hold up to washing?
The distressed print style is durable because the textured appearance blends with the fabric weave. This allows the graphic to withstand regular laundering without appearing damaged or peeling. The intentional weathering means minor fading after washes looks consistent with the original design aesthetic rather than signaling damage.
Does the design reference a specific movie scene?
No, the image uses original character art of porgs in Santa hats rather than a direct film still. This makes it a distinct holiday illustration separate from official screen captures. The artistic style focuses on the pun and festive elements rather than recreating a specific moment from the source material.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Merry Christmas aprons
- Who is the best person to gift one of these aprons to?
- These aprons make excellent gifts for family members who love cooking during the holidays. They suit friends who enjoy hosting dinners or anyone who appreciates funny, festive apparel. The designs appeal to both serious chefs and casual bakers looking to add some personality to their kitchen attire.
- What types of Christmas themes are included in this set?
- The collection features diverse themes including reindeer motifs, warm lighting imagery, and symbols of hugs. You can also find designs related to slothmas humor and traditional tree graphics. Each theme represents a different facet of holiday celebrations, ensuring there is something for every taste and sense of style.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Select a design based on your favorite holiday tradition or personal interest. If you love animals, the reindeer print might be perfect. For those who prefer cozy vibes, the light or hug designs work well. Consider your personality and what makes the season special to you when picking the most suitable option.
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