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Possum Kitty Cat Apron Featuring Sarcastic I AM GOOD KITTY
Possum kitty cat apron - I AM GOOD KITTY text above cartoon opossum with bared teeth on striped background
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Possum Kitty Cat Apron Featuring Sarcastic I AM GOOD KITTY is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase I AM GOOD KITTY appears on the possum kitty cat apron, arching in yellow letters above a cartoon opossum. The text reads as sarcastic humor because the animal displays sharp teeth and an angry expression rather than affection. Wearing it signals that you appreciate dry wit over cute pet aesthetics, and animal lovers who enjoy irony will feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
Yellow lettering spells out I AM GOOD KITTY in an arc across the top of the front panel, sitting directly above a grey cartoon opossum. The animal stands centered in front of three horizontal stripes colored yellow, orange, red, and blue, which provide a retro backdrop for the character. Its mouth is open to reveal white fangs and a red interior, contrasting with the pink nose and tail. This layout combines bold typography with a snarling illustration to deliver a visual punchline about the difference between expectation and reality.
Who It Speaks To
Opossum enthusiasts and fans of sarcastic humor notice the gap between the sweet text and the fierce face immediately. A possum kitty cat apron serves as a perfect gift for someone who prefers dark comedy to traditional cute animal merchandise. You wear this product in the kitchen when you want to signal your sense of humor without saying a word, turning a mundane task into a moment of ironic self-expression.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the possum kitty cat apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover your torso effectively. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, ensuring there is enough fabric to secure the apron comfortably around your waist regardless of your size. How does the ink withstand washing and daily wear? The printed design holds up through laundering because the colors are integrated into the fabric surface during production. The grey, yellow, orange, red, and blue pigments resist fading better than surface-level coatings, maintaining the integrity of the stripes and text after repeated cleaning cycles. Does the design depict a real domestic cat? No, the central figure is clearly an opossum based on its visible physical traits like the prehensile tail and distinct facial structure. The text I AM GOOD KITTY applies a feline label to a marsupial for comedic effect, relying on the viewer knowing the biological difference to appreciate the joke.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Possum aprons
- Who would enjoy wearing these designs?
- These designs suit animal lovers, meme enthusiasts, and those who appreciate quirky humor. They are ideal for people who find the opossum’s survivalist nature charming and want to express their love for unconventional wildlife through everyday wear.
- What themes are featured here?
- The collection features lunar motifs, viral internet memes, realistic animal art, and cross-species blends like the possum cat design. Each piece highlights different aspects of opossum culture, from scientific accuracy to humorous pop culture references and pet appreciation.
- How should I choose my favorite?
- Select based on whether you prefer realistic art, meme humor, or thematic blends. Consider if you want to highlight the animal’s natural habitat or its role in internet culture. Look for the design that best matches your personal sense of humor and aesthetic preference.
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