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Pretty Beard Apron Featuring a Bearded Skull
Pretty beard apron - Bearded skull graphic with distressed text TOUCH MY BEARD AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pretty Beard Apron Featuring a Bearded Skull is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pretty beard apron features the phrase TOUCH MY BEARD AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY above a bearded skull. The words read as a sarcastic command to admire facial hair rather than genuine vanity. Wearing it signals that you appreciate dry humor in the kitchen, and barbers or grill masters who enjoy playful banter will feel this was made for them.
The Design Itself
A bearded skull takes center stage on the front panel, rendered in white against a background of dense halftone dots. The text TOUCH MY BEARD AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY surrounds the image in a distressed font that mimics age and wear. This specific arrangement places the skull directly between the upper and lower lines of text, binding the message to the macabre model. The distressed texture unifies the lettering and the illustration, ensuring the print looks intentionally vintage rather than freshly stamped.
Occasions It Fits
Barbers and stylists notice the beard detail first because it mirrors the craft they perform daily. This pretty beard apron makes a perfect funny gift for birthdays or holidays for men who prioritize grooming aesthetics. It functions best in high-traffic service environments where a visual gag helps ease the tension between the professional and the customer during a busy shift.
Things People Ask
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow for easy access. This generous sizing provides ample space to hold clippers, combs, or small tools without the fabric sagging excessively under weight. Does the ink withstand frequent laundering? The printed design remains intact because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after two to three washes rather than degrading the print surface. This durability ensures the white distressed lettering stays visible despite repeated cleaning cycles. Is the stiff fabric comfortable for all-day use? You do not need to worry about the initial stiffness of the 10 oz cotton canvas material causing discomfort. The textile naturally breaks down with wear, becoming pliable and comfortable exactly when you need it most during long work hours.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tell aprons
- Who is the best audience for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who value humor and self-expression. They work well for parents, mechanics, pet owners, and movie buffs. Anyone who enjoys making others smile while they cook or clean will appreciate the bold statements printed on the canvas.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection features diverse topics like fishing, mechanics, cats, and family roles. You will find references to pirates, classic films, and everyday dad life. Each design connects to a specific hobby or relationship, ensuring there is something for every type of personality.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your primary interests or daily activities. Mechanics might prefer the stud grease option, while fishermen should pick the catching fish design. Consider your favorite movies or family roles to find the statement that best represents your identity and sense of humor.
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