Family Thanksgiving
Pumpkin Thanksgiving Aprons Featuring a White Nutrition
Pumpkin thanksgiving aprons - White nutrition facts label text listing 323 calories and 13g fat for pumpkin pie
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pumpkin Thanksgiving Aprons Featuring a White Nutrition is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pumpkin thanksgiving aprons puts a white typography-only nutrition facts label across the front panel, and the printed words read as a precise breakdown of a single slice's nutritional impact. Wearing it acknowledges the reality of holiday eating with humor, and foodies who appreciate the irony of calorie counting at a buffet will feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
The artwork consists entirely of white text arranged in a strict 17-line nutrition label format against a solid background. The header reads pumpkin pie followed by Calories 323 and a % Daily Value* section. Detailed metrics include Total Fat 13g at 20%, Cholesterol 35mg at 11%, Sodium 318mg at 13%, and Total Carbohydrate 46g at 15%. Protein is listed as 5g, while the bottom section highlights Vitamin A 91%, Vitamin C 0%, Calcium 8%, and Iron 6%. This typographic design mimics government food labeling to satirize the caloric density of traditional Thanksgiving desserts without using any illustrations or colors other than white.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This pumpkin thanksgiving aprons suits home bakers and dinner hosts who enjoy celebrating the heavier side of the meal. It serves as a funny gift for the person who brings the dessert or manages the sweet table during family gatherings. The design fits perfectly into the kitchen during a large turkey feast where guests are already in holiday pajamas and ready to eat.
What Buyers Ask
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for the torso. This standard sizing ensures the full nutrition label remains visible and readable from a distance while cooking or serving at the table.
Does the ink withstand repeated washing? The white printed graphics are designed to endure multiple wash cycles without fading or cracking. You can clean this apron safely after handling sticky pie filling or sugary messes without worrying about the detailed text becoming illegible.
Is this design based on actual nutritional data? Yes, the print lists specific values like 323 calories and 91% Vitamin A to mimic a real food label accurately. This attention to detail makes the parody convincing for anyone familiar with reading ingredient lists.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Family Thanksgiving aprons
- Who is best suited for these aprons?
- These aprons suit anyone involved in Thanksgiving preparations, from professional cooks to enthusiastic home chefs. They work well for grandparents, parents, and children who want to participate in the kitchen. The designs appeal to those who appreciate humor and sentimentality during holiday gatherings.
- What themes are featured in this set?
- The collection features various themes including festive turkeys, sarcastic comments, expressions of thanks, and group unity. Each design targets specific personalities within the family dynamic, ensuring everyone finds a style that matches their role and sense of humor during the feast.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on the wearer’s personality and role. Choose funny options for the jokester, grateful messages for the host, or matching sets for large groups. Consider whether they prefer subtle nods to the holiday or bold, statement-making graphics that reflect their specific contribution to the meal.
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