

Pun Old Fashioned Aprons Featuring a Whiskey Glass
Pun old fashioned aprons - Whiskey glass above CALL ME OLD FASHIONED text in black and amber
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pun Old Fashioned Aprons Featuring a Whiskey Glass is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pun old fashioned aprons features the phrase CALL ME OLD FASHIONED across the chest. A glass of amber whiskey with ice sits above the text, which reads as a pun on the classic cocktail name rather than age. Wearing it signals a love for bourbon and dry wit, and people who appreciate wordplay with their drinks will feel this was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
A short glass filled with amber liquid and ice rests above the typography on the center panel. The words CALL ME OLD appear in black between horizontal lines, while FASHIONED prints below in a larger, stylized font using only black, amber, and white colors. This typography-only art style places the drink directly over the text to visually connect the spirit to the pun. The design belongs to the tradition of cocktail humor and relies entirely on the contrast between the dark lettering and the glowing liquid color.
Who Gets The Joke
Home cooks and bar enthusiasts who enjoy vintage puns and classic spirits notice the clever wording first. This specific Call Me Old Fashioned apron serves as a humorous gift for lovers of bourbon and whiskey. It gets worn during weekend grilling or kitchen prep when the wearer wants to share a smile about their preference for timeless drinks.
Answers Up Front
Does this apron have pockets for holding tools? Yes, it includes two front pockets that measure 8 x 7 inches each and are split in the middle to allow easy access while cooking. The 10 oz cotton canvas fabric provides structure that keeps these storage areas open and usable even when carrying heavy items like spatulas or towels during meal preparation.
Will the ink survive repeated washing cycles? The print uses durable ink that holds up through laundering, ensuring the black lettering and amber glass details remain crisp after the stiff cotton canvas softens over several washes. The design does not fade because the pigments bond with the fabric fibers during the printing process, maintaining the sharp edges of the typography against the dark background.
Is the design actually about being elderly? No, the phrase is a pun referring to the Old Fashioned cocktail, so the artwork celebrates the drink itself rather than making a comment on the wearer's age. The visual focus remains on the glass of whiskey and the stylized font choice, which together create a cohesive tribute to the spirit without relying on literal interpretations of the words.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fashioned aprons
- Who is the best audience for these themed bib aprons?
- This collection suits cocktail lovers, holiday decorators, and anyone who enjoys a classic aesthetic. It works well for home cooks who want to add personality to their kitchen attire while staying true to traditional styles.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- You will find variations centered on whiskey culture, Christmas holidays, and general festive themes. Each apron highlights specific elements like Santa imagery or drink references to match your personal interests.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your primary hobby or upcoming event. If you host parties, pick whiskey-themed options. For winter celebrations, choose Santa designs. Consider what activity you perform most often when deciding.
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