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Quitter Wine Apron with White 'Corks Are
Quitter wine apron - White text reading Corks Are For Quitters in mixed script and block fonts on grey background
US$19.95
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Quitter Wine Apron with White 'Corks Are is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The exact phrase 'quitter wine apron' introduces a design centered on the printed text 'Corks, ARE FOR, Quitters'. This typography-only artwork stacks three lines of white lettering to deliver a pun about finishing wine bottles immediately. Wearing it asserts a commitment to drinking rather than saving corks, and serious home cooks who hate waste feel this message was written specifically for them.
What Is Printed On It
White text dominates the front panel in a strict vertical stack consisting of exactly three lines. The top word 'Corks' and bottom word 'Quitters' appear in a flowing script style, while the middle phrase 'ARE FOR' uses blocky capital letters. This contrast in font weight creates a visual rhythm that emphasizes the sarcastic punchline. The design belongs to the category of typographic humor rather than illustration, relying solely on the arrangement of these specific words to convey its meaning about wine consumption habits.
Who Reaches For This One
Wine enthusiasts and home chefs reach for this product when they want to add sarcasm to their kitchen attire. It serves as a perfect gift for someone who refuses to keep bottle corks for future use. During dinner parties or weeknight cooking, this apron acts as a conversation starter that aligns with a relaxed attitude toward entertaining guests.
Questions Before You Order
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow easier access. This specific sizing provides ample room for holding utensils or napkins without adding excessive bulk to the waist area.
How does the ink hold up? The white print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric stabilizes well through laundering. Since the design consists only of solid text shapes rather than fine gradients, the edges stay crisp even after repeated cleaning cycles.
Why choose this slogan? This specific text avoids generic wine quotes by targeting the habit of saving corks instead. The joke relies on the cultural understanding that corks are often kept for re-corking, making the statement a direct commentary on that specific behavior rather than just a general saying about alcohol.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Wine aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection suits anyone who enjoys wine, from home enthusiasts to professional servers. It appeals to those who appreciate the culture surrounding vineyards, tasting rooms, and social gatherings where wine plays a central role in conversation and celebration among friends.
- What designs are included in this set?
- We offer varied themes including the heart-shaped pour design, the humorous quitter motif, and the elegant cork illustration. Each piece highlights a different aspect of wine culture, ensuring there is a visual statement that matches your personal style and relationship with the drink.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your preferred activity. Choose the pour apron if you serve guests, the sip version for slow tasting, or the workout option for relaxing after exercise. Consider whether you prefer subtle references like corks or bold statements about quitting work early.
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