Novel
Raccoon Graphic Novel Apron Featuring Retro 'I Read Trashy
Raccoon graphic novel apron - Raccoon in glasses holding book inside orange green striped circle with text I READ
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Raccoon Graphic Novel Apron Featuring Retro 'I Read Trashy is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
raccoon graphic novel apron puts the phrase I READ TRASHY BOOKS across the front panel, and the pun reads as a declaration of love for spicy romance novels. Wearing it signals to fellow bookworms that you prefer escapist fiction over dry nonfiction, and readers who enjoy retro art and punny humor feel this was made for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
A stylized raccoon wearing round glasses sits centered within a circular frame composed of horizontal stripes in orange, green, and cream. The animal holds an open book with cream pages directly in front of its chest using both paws. Cream-colored lettering arches above the circle to read I READ and curves below to complete the phrase TRASHY BOOKS. Black outlines define the raccoon's fur texture and facial features against the vibrant background colors. This composition uses a retro art style to present a literal visual interpretation of the printed text.
Days You Would Grab It
Book lovers who specialize in spicy romance or fantasy novels notice the specific genre reference immediately. Gifting this item acknowledges a friend's preference for escapist fiction over serious literature. You wear it while cooking dinner after spending hours reading trashy paperbacks in bed.
Before Buying
Does the neck strap fit my size? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate most adults. This range ensures the apron sits at the correct height regardless of torso length.
Will the print survive repeated washing? The ink is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. Follow standard care instructions to maintain the integrity of the retro graphic over time.
What makes this design distinct from others? Unlike generic bookish aprons, this piece uses a pun where trashy specifically references spicy romance and fantasy genres. The bespectacled raccoon mascot visually reinforces this niche literary identity rather than general reading.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Novel aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for authors, editors, and passionate readers who want to display their love for literature. Whether you are drafting your next chapter or analyzing a classic novel, these aprons reflect your dedication to the written word and the artistic process of storytelling.
- What types of designs are included?
- You will find humorous takes on writing, such as the dangerously writer apron, alongside quote-based pieces like the stay fiction quotes apron. Other designs include niche themes like detective uk aprons and general literary appreciation items, catering to various tastes within the novel and writing community.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Consider your primary role in the literary world. If you write, the ask copywriter apron might suit you. If you prefer reading, the mind novel apron could be better. Select based on whether you want to highlight your profession, your favorite genre, or simply your enjoyment of stories.
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