

Relax Chicken Apron Featuring Cartoon Birds
Relax chicken apron - Cartoon chickens with RELAX WE'RE ALL CRAZY text, sunflowers, eggs, and patterned COMPETITION
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Relax Chicken Apron Featuring Cartoon Birds is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The relax chicken apron puts the printed words RELAX WE'RE ALL CRAZY across the top panel, and the text It's not a COMPETITION at the bottom lands as a reassuring message that your quirks are normal. Wearing it protects your clothes from coop messes while signaling you belong to a community that values wholesome fun, and this design was made specifically for poultry keepers who laugh at the chaos of raising birds.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork places the phrase RELAX WE'RE ALL CRAZY in yellow and green gradient lettering at the top, flanked by white eggs and sunflowers. Three cartoon chickens occupy the center, displaying vibrant red combs and feathers in shades of blue, brown, and pink. Below them, the word COMPETITION is rendered in large block letters filled with distinct patterns like zebra stripes, leopard spots, and plaid in red, yellow, blue, and green. Scattered sunflowers and loose eggs surround the birds, completing a layout that balances bold typography with whimsical animal art.
Made For This Crowd
Poultry hobbyists notice the cartoon style and the specific reference to shared eccentricity first. A relax chicken apron makes an ideal gift for a birthday or holiday for a friend who collects bird-themed gear. Everyday situations like feeding the flock or cleaning the coop become more enjoyable when wearing a design that validates the funny side of animal care.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the waist tie fit standard sizes? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front regardless of your torso size. This generous length ensures a comfortable fit for most body types without slipping during active use.
How does the ink withstand washing? The print is durable enough to handle regular laundering because the ink is applied directly to the fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top. You can wash it with other garments without worrying about the colorful patterns fading or peeling prematurely.
Why is this specific quote unique to this design? The phrase It's not a COMPETITION distinguishes this item from generic bird prints by focusing on acceptance rather than superiority. This specific wording combined with the cartoon aesthetic creates a unique statement piece that no other standard farm apron offers.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Chicken aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these designs?
- These items suit backyard breeders and hobby farmers who take pride in their flock. They are made for anyone who enjoys displaying their love for poultry through humorous or smart apparel during farm visits or social gatherings.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes designs ranging from funny farmer motifs to fine chicken aesthetics. You will find options celebrating critters, cute farmers, and specific moments like the before chicken phase, catering to various aspects of poultry keeping.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal style and role. If you prefer humor, try the funny chicken apron. For a more refined look, choose the fine chicken apron. Consider gifting the chicken apron gift option to fellow enthusiasts.
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