
Lay Tree Apron - Gonna Go Lay
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Remind tree apron - Stacked Christmas typography with two green trees flanking TREE word in white and red ink
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Remind Tree Apron: I'm Gonna Go Lay is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The remind tree apron puts the exact phrase 'I'M GONNA GO LAY UNDER THE Christmas TREE TO REMIND MY FAMILY THAT I AM A gift' across the front panel, and the stacked typography reads as a gentle reminder of self-worth during holiday celebrations. Wearing it invites laughter from relatives who understand the playful irony of positioning oneself as a present, and siblings or adult children attending family dinners feel this was crafted specifically for their sense of humor.
The seven-line text arrangement places 'Christmas' in flowing red script between white block letters above and below. Two miniature green Christmas trees sit directly beside the word 'TREE', creating visual symmetry within the typographic composition. Every element uses only white, red, and green ink against the gray background, maintaining strict adherence to the limited color palette. This design belongs firmly to the Christmas tradition of expressive kitchen wear that prioritizes readable messaging over decorative complexity. The result forms a cohesive holiday statement where every letter and icon serves the central joke about familial affection.
Home cooks and bakers notice the wholesome tone immediately when selecting kitchen wear for festive occasions. This reminds tree apron functions perfectly as matching family outfit material or individual self-gift for someone who enjoys being the funny one at gatherings. The wearer experiences genuine satisfaction in performing the literal act described while clothed in its acknowledgment. Simple domestic moments become more meaningful when shared with others who recognize the underlying message of appreciation.
Does the waist tie accommodate various body sizes? Yes, each side measures exactly 42 inches long enough to tie securely in front regardless of torso width. This generous length prevents strain on the knots and allows adjustment for different hip measurements without compromising comfort during extended cooking sessions.
Will the colored print endure regular cleaning? Yes, the solid white, red, and green ink maintains vibrancy through standard wash cycles because bold typography resists fading better than fine detail work. The printing method bonds directly to the fabric surface to withstand repeated exposure to water and detergent without peeling or discoloration.
Is this design appropriate for all ages? Yes, the family-oriented message about being a gift transcends generational boundaries since it celebrates love rather than targeting specific demographics. Children and adults alike can appreciate the straightforward visual presentation and the positive emotional resonance embedded in the seasonal wording.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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