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Retro Edible Plant Apron Featuring Skeletons
Retro edible plant apron - Skeletons holding scythes and poison bottles among green plants and beige text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Retro Edible Plant Apron Featuring Skeletons is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
retro edible plant apron puts the phrase ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE across the front panel, and the text reads as a dark warning about foraging safety. Wearing it signals a love for sarcasm and science jokes, and botanists or gardeners who appreciate macabre humor feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
This retro edible plant apron features skeletal figures intertwined with green foliage and white line-art details. Text arches over the top and sits in lines at the bottom in beige lettering. A cluster of skeletons, plants, and a skull fills the center space. One skeleton holds a scythe while another clutches a bottle marked with a skull and crossbones. The design belongs to the trade of botany and outdoor survivalism, using a vintage illustration style to deliver its message.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This retro edible plant apron suits gardeners and survivalists who understand the risks of wild flora. It serves as a humorous gift for birthdays or science fairs where dark wit is appreciated. The design appears on the chest during cooking or hiking, turning practical wear into a conversation piece about nature's dangers.
What Buyers Ask
Does this apron have pockets large enough for tools? Yes, the apron features two front pockets split in the middle, each measuring 8 x 7 inches. This specific dimension provides ample space for carrying small gardening implements or phone storage without cluttering the central artwork.
Will the printed design fade after washing? The ink remains durable through regular laundering because the print integrates with the heavy 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. The material stiffens at first but softens after two or three washes, ensuring the graphic stays intact while becoming more comfortable against the skin.
What makes this design different from standard gardening gear? Unlike cheerful floral patterns, this item uses skeletons and a scythe to represent botany. The inclusion of a poison bottle and the specific phrase regarding edibility creates a unique satirical tone that distinguishes it from generic nature-themed apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about All Plant aprons
- Who is the best fit for these plant-themed aprons?
- These aprons are made for gardeners, plant lovers, and families who enjoy outdoor activities together. They suit anyone who appreciates the beauty of nature and wants to wear something that reflects their personal interests and hobbies related to botany.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- The set includes various designs such as humorous plant jokes, sentimental father-child themes, and specific focuses on edible and flowering plants. Each design captures different aspects of gardening, from casual fun to serious horticultural appreciation, ensuring there is something for every type of plant enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design for my needs?
- Consider whether you prefer humor, sentimentality, or specific plant types when selecting an apron. If you grow vegetables, look for edible plant options. For general gardening, choose designs featuring flowers or funny quotes. Think about who will be wearing it to ensure the theme resonates with their personality and gardening style.
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