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Ride Badass Apron Featuring a Distressed Skeleton
Ride badass apron - Distressed beige skeleton on motorcycle with two text arches reading I Ride to Add Life to My Days
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ride Badass Apron Featuring a Distressed Skeleton is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The ride badass apron puts a distressed skeleton gripping motorcycle handlebars across the front panel, and the surrounding beige text reads I DON'T RIDE TO ADD DAYS TO MY LIFE above and I RIDE TO ADD LIFE TO MY DAYS below. Wearing it signals that riding provides vitality rather than just duration, and bikers who treat the saddle as essential fuel for their spirit will feel this was made for them.
The Design Itself
A skeletal figure wearing goggles and a scarf sits centrally on a motorcycle facing forward. Two arches of beige distressed lettering frame the central image, creating a circular composition around the rider. The top arch states I DON'T RIDE TO ADD DAYS TO MY LIFE while the bottom arch declares I RIDE TO ADD LIFE TO MY DAYS. This specific wording rejects the idea of simply prolonging existence in favor of enhancing the quality of daily experience. The visual style mimics vintage stenciling with worn edges that complement the gritty subject matter.
Occasions It Fits
Biker cooks notice the skeleton rider and the philosophical text immediately when selecting kitchen gear. This ride badass apron works well as a gift for a motorcycle enthusiast celebrating a birthday or wedding anniversary. It gets worn in the kitchen during grilling sessions where protecting clothes from grease matters as much as expressing personal identity. The design bridges the gap between outdoor adventure and domestic cooking spaces effectively.
Things People Ask
Does the neck strap adjust to my height? Yes, the neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This range accommodates most adult head sizes and allows the apron to sit correctly at chest level without being too tight or too loose during movement.
Can I wash this apron in hot water? The beige ink is durable enough to withstand standard hot washing cycles without fading significantly. Distressed designs often have intentional wear patterns that help mask minor degradation from repeated laundering and drying.
Is the graphic printed on the back of the apron? No, the skeleton and text appear exclusively on the front bib area. The back remains plain black fabric, focusing all visual attention on the central design and its message.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Badass aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these designs?
- These designs suit individuals who identify with strength, independence, and a lack of filter. They appeal to professionals like welders or barbers who appreciate bold visuals. The collection also attracts those who enjoy humorous defiance in their workspace apparel.
- What distinguishes the various prints here?
- Each print focuses on a specific archetype of toughness. Some highlight professional pride, while others celebrate personal attitude. The variety ensures there is a design matching your specific brand of confidence, from elegant edge to rugged utility.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal identity. Consider if you relate more to family roles, like the uncle design, or professional milestones. Think about whether you prefer subtle references or overt statements of capability when picking your favorite piece.
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