

Rock Carpentry Apron Featuring a Rock Paper Scissors Table
Rock carpentry apron - Four white hands and bloody saw blade with text ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TABLE SAW
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Rock Carpentry Apron Featuring a Rock Paper Scissors Table is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
rock carpentry apron features the phrase ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TABLE SAW across the front. Four white hands in a row display rock, paper, and scissors gestures, while the fourth hand is covered in red blood. A saw blade below drips red liquid to complete the pun on losing the game. Wearing it signals a dark sense of humor to fellow woodworkers who appreciate the joke. This design was made for cabinet makers and tool users who enjoy edgy comedy.
The Print, Up Close
Four white hands arranged in a horizontal row dominate the upper section of the design. The first three clearly depict the fist, flat palm, and two-finger V shapes of a classic game. The fourth hand breaks the pattern by appearing covered in red fluid that runs down its fingers. Below these figures, white capital letters spell out the modified game name. A circular saw blade sits directly under the word TABLE and drips red liquid from its top edge. The cartoon style keeps the image distinct rather than photorealistic, emphasizing the stark contrast between the clean white elements and the red accents. This layout turns a simple children's game into a macabre warning about power tools.
Made For This Crowd
Carpenters and woodworkers notice the specific reference to table saws immediately. This rock carpentry apron makes a great birthday or Thanksgiving gift for someone who works with lumber daily. It gets worn in the shop when handling heavy machinery or building custom furniture. The design respects the craft while poking fun at the inherent dangers of the job site.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the measurements of the neck strap on this product? The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This generous cut ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably without being too tight or loose during work.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design uses durable inks that resist fading through repeated laundering. You can wash the garment to maintain the crispness of the white lettering and the vivid red details without worrying about the image peeling or cracking over time.
Why does the fourth hand differ from the others in this specific design? The illustration depicts only three standard game gestures in white, but the final hand is colored red with dripping fluid. This visual change transforms the familiar rock-paper-scissors sequence into a violent punchline involving a table saw, distinguishing it from generic woodworking apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Carpentry aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This line is ideal for professional carpenters, hobbyist woodworkers, and DIY enthusiasts who spend significant time on job sites or in home workshops. It also suits gift-givers looking for items that acknowledge the hard work and skill involved in building and repairing structures.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The designs include imagery related to chainsaws, nails, dinosaurs, and general woodworking tools. These graphics reflect common elements of the trade, offering both humorous commentary and straightforward tributes to the craftsmanship associated with handling wood and power equipment.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select a print based on your personal connection to specific tools or hobbies. Those who love power tools may prefer the chainsaw graphic, while fans of paleontology might enjoy the dinosaur theme. Consider which image best represents your identity within the broader woodworking community.
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