Role Playing Game
Role Playing Gaming Apron Featuring a Raccoon
Role playing gaming apron - Raccoon in hoodie holding d20 die with MY ROLLS ARE TRASH text in neon colors
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Role Playing Gaming Apron Featuring a Raccoon is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
role playing gaming apron puts a raccoon in a hoodie across the front panel, and the text MY ROLLS ARE TRASH reads as an admission of terrible dice luck. Wearing it signals a willingness to laugh at bad rolls, and tabletop gamers who have failed a critical check know this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
A cartoon raccoon wearing a hoodie sits behind a large d20 die and piles of coins and gems. The illustration uses purple, cyan, pink, and beige colors to render the scene. The phrase MY ROLLS ARE TRASH appears in block letters below the animal. This wholesome humor represents the specific frustration of low stat checks in fantasy tabletop sessions.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This role playing gaming apron belongs in spaces where players paint minis or organize loot. It functions as a funny gift for someone interested in strategy games. The two front pockets hold small tools while cooking meals between gaming sessions.
What Buyers Ask
What is the pocket size on this apron? The two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle. This specific dimension allows you to carry painting pens or dice while keeping your hands free for other tasks during long hobby sessions. Does the ink fade after washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the colors bond with the heavy fabric. You can wash it regularly without worrying about the raccoon illustration or the text losing their vibrant purple and cyan appearance over time. Is the fabric soft right out of the package? No, the 10 oz cotton canvas is stiff at first until you wear it. It requires 2 to 3 washes to soften the material so it feels comfortable against your skin when you are standing at the stove.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Role Playing Game aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- These aprons are designed for tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, and miniature painters who spend hours at the table. They suit anyone who wants to protect their clothes while displaying their love for fantasy campaigns and strategic board games in a subtle yet recognizable way.
- What themes are covered in this selection?
- The range includes designs focused on dice mechanics, miniature painting, and dungeon mastering. You will find motifs related to classic RPG lore, tactical combat scenarios, and general tabletop culture, ensuring there is a design that matches your specific gaming group's aesthetic preferences.
- How do I choose the right design for my group?
- Consider your primary activity; painters may prefer detailed miniature graphics, while dungeon masters might choose designs featuring maps or dice. Selecting a theme that reflects your most frequent game style ensures the apron feels personal and relevant to your weekly sessions and long-term campaigns.
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