
Progress Aircraft Apron: Pilot
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Roll aircraft apron - Light blue airplane over instrument dial with white text THIS IS HOW I ROLL arching below
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Roll Aircraft Apron with THIS IS HOW I ROLL Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The roll aircraft apron puts the phrase THIS IS HOW I ROLL across the front panel, and the words read as a dual reference to aircraft maneuvers and personal confidence. Wearing it allows the wearer to engage in messy tasks without sacrificing their sense of humor, and aviation professionals who appreciate wordplay will feel this was made specifically for them.
A light blue airplane sits centered over a circular aviation instrument dial printed in white and orange tones. The text THIS IS HOW I ROLL arches across the bottom of the dial in bold white lettering that follows the curve of the gauge. This minimalist composition uses only three colors to create a striking graphic that mimics real cockpit instrumentation. The design belongs to the genre of aviation humor where technical terms become everyday expressions. Together, the plane, dial, and slogan form a cohesive image that celebrates flying culture through visual shorthand.
Pilots and aviation enthusiasts notice the instrument dial first as a sign of authentic knowledge. Gifting this roll aircraft apron works well for birthdays, holidays, or retirement celebrations for anyone in the field. It gets worn daily in workshops, kitchens, or hangars where practicality meets personality. The combination of function and inside-joke appeal makes it useful for both work and leisure settings.
What are the measurements of the waist ties? Each side has a 42-inch tie long enough to secure comfortably in front regardless of body size. This length ensures a snug fit even when layered over thick clothing or bulky uniforms. How does the ink hold up after washing? The print is designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking because it bonds deeply into the fabric fibers during production. Why does the design say "roll" rather than something else? The word "roll" is intentional because it functions as both an aviation term for a specific flight maneuver and slang for one's usual manner or approach, making the pun meaningful to those in the know.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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