
Clearly Dad
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Scare three dad and son aprons - You Can't Scare Me I Have Three Daughters And A Son text design with stripes and stars
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Scare Three Dad is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
scare three dad and son aprons puts the phrase You Can't SCARE ME I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS AND A SON across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic defense against household chaos. Wearing it signals that he is prepared for anything, and fathers managing large families will feel this was made specifically for them.
The artwork consists entirely of stacked text arranged in six lines using white and red ink. The word SCARE ME features a striped fill pattern while DAUGHTERS appears in solid red. The phrase AND A sits between two horizontal lines, and SON is flanked by two starburst shapes. This typography-only layout uses sarcasm to highlight the specific family dynamic of three girls and one boy.
This scare three dad and son aprons targets fathers who live with multiple daughters and a son. It serves as a humorous gift for birthdays or Father's Day from spouses or children. The design fits everyday cooking situations where the wearer wants to signal their chaotic but loved family status.
What are the waist measurements? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front regardless of body size. This generous dimension ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably during long cooking sessions without digging into the waist. How does the ink hold up over time? The screen-printed letters remain durable through repeated washes because the ink bonds deeply with the fabric. White and red pigments resist fading better than standard dyes, keeping the bold statement legible after months of kitchen use. Why is this design specific to this family structure? The text explicitly lists three daughters and a son rather than a generic family count. This precise enumeration makes it a unique item for fathers with exactly four children in this specific gender combination.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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