

School but Boy Apron Featuring a Retro Hockey Player
School but boy apron - Retro striped sunset with hockey player silhouette and sarcastic text about school and hockey
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
School but Boy Apron Featuring a Retro Hockey Player is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
school but boy apron displays the phrase SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT, BUT HOCKEY, IS IMPORTANTER across the front. The text sits above a striped retro sunset circle containing a hockey player silhouette. The joke uses grammatical sarcasm to rank ice hockey above education. Wearing it signals that you prioritize the rink over the classroom, and parents or teachers who love sports know this specific sentiment was written for them.
The Artwork Explained
This school but boy apron features a centered silhouette of a hockey player holding a stick against a circular background. The background consists of five horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, off-white, and teal. Text arches over the top reading SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT, while two lines below state BUT HOCKEY IS IMPORTANTER. The lettering is in an off-white color with a distressed texture. This layout combines a vintage aesthetic with a humorous declaration about priorities.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This school but boy apron belongs in kitchens where hockey fans cook or at family gatherings. It serves as a funny gift for players who balance academics with their sport. The design acknowledges the daily reality of students who spend more time on the ice than in class.
What Buyers Ask
Does the waist tie fit different body sizes? Yes, the ties are 42 inches long on each side, providing enough length to secure a tight knot in front regardless of torso size. This generous measurement ensures the apron stays in place during active cooking or food preparation tasks without slipping loose.
Can I wash the ink without fading the colors? You can machine wash the design safely because the printing method bonds directly to the fabric. The retro colors like red, orange, and teal remain vibrant through repeated cycles, so the sarcastic message stays sharp even after frequent cleaning.
Is the grammar error intentional or a mistake? The word importanter is deliberate sarcasm used to emphasize that hockey matters more than school. This intentional misspelling creates a humorous tone that appeals to hockey enthusiasts who enjoy playful language rather than standard grammar rules.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hockey aprons
- Who is this hockey apron collection intended for?
- This collection is intended for passionate hockey fans, players, and families who want to show their love for the sport while cooking or hosting gatherings. It suits anyone who appreciates athletic culture and wants to wear their team spirit proudly during meal preparation or casual social events at home.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- The set includes diverse designs such as the ice box apron, eat christmas apron, and eat frappe apron. These feature themes ranging from winter holidays to coffee culture, alongside specific hockey motifs like the walk hockey ice apron and goal hockey ice apron, ensuring there is a style for every type of fan and occasion.
- How should I choose the right design from this group?
- Choose based on your personal interests beyond just hockey. If you enjoy holiday traditions, consider the eat christmas apron or ice christmas tree apron. For those who prefer humor or modern aesthetics, the funny hockey apron or hockey modern apron might be better. Select the one that resonates most with your daily activities and personality.
You might also like
More hockey
- school hockey humor apron
- youth box apron
- alexander washington boy apron
- funny hockey apron
- play forced school apron
- class senior year apron
- youth retro ice hockey player birthday apron
- youth wintersport hockey apron






