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Scrooge Christmas Apron Featuring a Retro White Logo
Scrooge christmas apron - White centered logo text reading Counting House Scrooge Marley London 1843 Bah Humbug
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Scrooge Christmas Apron Featuring a Retro White Logo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
scrooge christmas apron puts a centered white logo across the front panel, and the text reads COUNTING HOUSE, SCROOGE & MARLEY, London, 1843, and BAH HUMBUG. This phrase lands as a Victorian rejection of festive cheer rather than a joke about winter. Wearing it signals a deep appreciation for Charles Dickens and A Christmas Carol to fellow bibliophiles, and it was made specifically for English teachers, librarians, and readers who value the original tone of the novel over modern holiday tropes.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features a centered stack of white text printed against the black bib fabric. COUNTING HOUSE arches over a decorative swirl at the very top, establishing a formal business aesthetic. The central focus is the large serif lettering spelling SCROOGE & MARLEY. Below this, the word London is flanked by two small banners containing EST. and 1843 respectively. The phrase BAH HUMBUG curves along the bottom edge. This composition mimics a retro vintage stamp from a Victorian ledger office rather than a seasonal holiday decoration.
The Right Person For It
This scrooge christmas apron targets readers and educators who appreciate Victorian literature and the specific fictional firm mentioned. It serves as a thoughtful gift for English teachers or librarians who value classic stories over generic seasonal clichés. The design fits the everyday situation of a kitchen where a fan of Charles Dickens prepares a meal while honoring the dry wit of the original text.
Details Worth Asking About
Does the neck strap fit different body types? The adjustable neck strap measures 20-30 inches to accommodate various heights. This generous cut ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably without being too restrictive or loose during active use in the kitchen.
Can I wash this apron without damaging the print? The white ink remains durable through standard laundering cycles because it bonds deeply with the fabric. You can wash this item safely without worrying about the vintage lettering fading or peeling away from the black material.
Why does this design differ from other holiday aprons? Unlike generic seasonal wear, this design uses the specific fictional firm name Scrooge & Marley. The inclusion of the establishment date 1843 anchors the print in its literary source material rather than using common Christmas imagery like snowflakes or Santas.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Counting aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these counting-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit math teachers, pharmacists, and crocheters who enjoy the meditative aspect of counting stitches or numbers. They are made for anyone who appreciates precision and finds satisfaction in organized, repetitive tasks during their daily professional or hobbyist routines.
- What specific designs are available in this collection?
- The collection features the psychedelic counting apron, learning math teacher apron, talk counting crochet apron, and scrooge christmas apron. Each design highlights different aspects of counting, from academic instruction to pharmaceutical precision and artistic yarn work, ensuring there is a print for every type of number enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design for my profession?
- Select the learning math teacher apron for classroom settings or the talk pharmacy apron for medical environments. Crafters might prefer the talk crochet apron to show their hobby. Consider your daily activities and choose a design that visually represents the specific type of counting you perform most often.
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