

Shadow Novelty Apron Featuring Green Text
Shadow novelty apron - Green text WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS above five armed vampires in purple and grey
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Shadow Novelty Apron Featuring Green Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
shadow novelty apron displays the phrase WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS in green lettering above a group of five vampires holding swords. This reference to the supernatural comedy mockumentary uses sarcasm to highlight the chaotic nature of vampire life. Wearing it signals appreciation for genre satire, and fans of the show recognize this as apparel made specifically for their sense of humor.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork features stylized green text at the top reading WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS. Below this, five vampires appear in a realistic cluster against a green-lit architectural background. Some figures hold swords or bladed weapons while rendered in purple, grey, and black tones. The design captures the specific visual style of the series using a limited color palette to emphasize the eerie yet comedic atmosphere of the print.
Made For This Crowd
This shadow novelty apron suits fans of supernatural comedies who appreciate satirical humor regarding immortal creatures. It serves as a conversation piece during movie marathons or costume gatherings where mockumentary style is celebrated. The garment protects clothing while displaying allegiance to the specific tone and character dynamics found in the source material.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the waist tie adjust to different body sizes? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to ensure a customizable fit. These long straps allow you to tie them securely in front regardless of your torso size. This generous length accommodates various layering needs and ensures the apron stays in place during active use.
Will the ink stay vibrant after repeated washes? The printed design utilizes durable inks that resist fading through standard laundering processes. The colors remain sharp because the print adheres firmly to the fabric surface without cracking. You can maintain the vivid green and purple appearance by following standard care instructions for printed apparel.
Is this design accurate to the specific show mentioned? Yes, the image correctly depicts the five main characters holding weapons as seen in the series. The green title font matches the specific branding used for the show's promotional materials. This attention to detail confirms the design represents the actual source content rather than a generic vampire illustration.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about What aprons
- Who benefits most from these novelty designs?
- Teachers, musicians, and internet enthusiasts will find these designs particularly appealing. The collections cater to specific hobbies like playing instruments or studying dinosaurs, making them ideal gifts for coworkers or friends who share these niche interests and enjoy displaying them proudly during their shifts.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- This set includes references to viral memes, cats, music, and teaching. You can find designs featuring the nani meme, general cat imagery, and accordion players. These themes cover a wide range of pop culture touchpoints that are instantly recognizable to anyone familiar with modern digital trends.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your primary hobby or favorite internet trend. If you teach science, the dinosaur option is best. Music lovers should pick the accordion design, while those who follow online trends may prefer the nani meme. Consider what visual joke makes you laugh the most when choosing.
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