German Shorthaired Pointer
Shorthaired Dog Face Apron Featuring a German Shorthaired
Shorthaired dog face apron - Cartoon brown and white dog wearing blue mask with text EW PEOPLE above
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Shorthaired Dog Face Apron Featuring a German Shorthaired is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The shorthaired dog face apron puts a brown and white spotted dog across the front panel, and the words EW, PEOPLE read as a sarcastic rejection of human proximity. Wearing it signals that you value your pet's boundaries and possess a dry sense of humor about crowded environments, and people who prefer their dogs' loyalty to human chatter will feel this specific sentiment is accurately captured.
Every Detail On The Front
A cartoon illustration of a German Shorthaired Pointer sits centrally on the panel, displaying a coat pattern of solid brown patches mixed with white ticking. The dog wears a bright blue face mask that covers its snout, adding a layer of modern context to the character. White text reading EW, PEOPLE floats directly above the animal in a casual, hand-drawn font style. The layout places the typography as the primary header, framing the masked dog as the subject of this dismissive statement. Together, these elements form a cohesive image of canine apathy rather than just a collection of isolated graphics.
Built For These Hands
Dog lovers working in kitchens notice the specific breed markings and the humorous application of a safety mask first. This shorthaired dog face apron makes a great gift for friends and family who share this cynical view of social interaction. Everyday wear happens during meal prep or gardening when the wearer wants to signal they are unavailable for conversation but available for cleaning.
Practical Questions
What are the dimensions of the shorthaired dog face apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage for the torso. Each side includes waist ties that are 42 inches long, ensuring there is enough fabric to secure a comfortable fit around various waist sizes without slipping.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed graphic uses durable inks that resist fading through repeated laundering cycles. This ensures the cartoon illustration and the bold text remain vibrant and legible even after frequent use in messy kitchen environments.
Does the design depict a specific breed? Yes, the artwork illustrates a German Shorthaired Pointer based on its distinct coat pattern. The visual details show a dog with solid brown patches mixed with white ticking marks across its legs and chest, sitting upright while wearing protective gear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about German Shorthaired Pointer aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons suit dedicated GSP owners, hunters, and dog lovers who appreciate the breed's hunting heritage. They are ideal for anyone who wants to display pride in their German Shorthaired Pointer while protecting their clothing during cooking or crafting activities at home.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The collection includes the camo 4th of july apron, the gsp american flag apron, and the disco german dog apron. You can also choose from realistic portraits like the gsp dog apron or the shorthaired dog apron, all featuring distinct artistic interpretations of the breed.
- How do I select the best design for my needs?
- Choose the camo or flag designs if you prefer bold, patriotic themes that highlight outdoor adventures. Select the disco or portrait styles for more personal expression. Consider whether you want to emphasize the hunting aspect or the companion nature of your German Shorthaired Pointer when making your choice.
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