
Funny Animal Cooking
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Single cooking with dog apron - White dog silhouette with I'm Not Single I Have A Dog text in yellow and white
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Single Cooking is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'I'M NOT SINGLE, I HAVE A DOG' puts a bold declaration across the front panel, and the text reads as a humorous clarification that the wearer's true commitment lies with their pet. Wearing it signals a wholesome devotion to four-legged friends while keeping clothes clean during meal prep, and any dog owner who considers their companion a spouse will feel this was made specifically for them.
A white silhouette of a standing dog occupies the center of the black bib apron, serving as the main visual anchor for the design. The text 'I'M NOT SINGLE' arches above the animal shape while 'I HAVE A DOG' curves beneath it, creating a balanced composition. Yellow and white colors alternate within the lettering to distinguish key words like 'NOT' and 'DOG' from the supporting phrases. This minimalist arrangement belongs to the category of pet-centric humor that celebrates canine companionship over traditional romance without cluttering the fabric with extra graphics.
Dog lovers and pet parents notice the witty claim about relationships first when browsing kitchen accessories. This single cooking with dog apron makes a great gift idea for birthdays or graduations for anyone who treats their puppy like a significant other. Everyday situations involving messy cooking or baking become more enjoyable when the wearer displays this honest sentiment about their priorities. The design resonates with those who find joy in simple declarations of love for their animals rather than complex artistic patterns.
The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches in length to ensure a proper fit. This adjustable range accommodates most adults comfortably by allowing the user to tighten or loosen the loop around their neck. The generous cut of the bib then complements this flexibility by providing sufficient surface area to protect clothing regardless of the wearer's height or build. The ink durability remains intact because the print adheres firmly to the black fabric surface. Standard washing methods preserve the contrast between the white silhouette and yellow text without causing fading or peeling over time. This resilience allows the apron to withstand repeated use in wet kitchen environments while maintaining the clarity of the humorous message throughout its lifespan. The dog silhouette faces toward the right side of the apron panel rather than the left. This specific orientation determines the visual flow of the design so that the arched text frames the animal correctly from the wearer's perspective. Since no other product shares this exact directional placement, buyers can verify they are getting the correct version before purchasing based on this unique detail.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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