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Skateboarding Lobster Apron Featuring DONT BOTHER LOBSTERS
Skateboarding lobster apron - Red lobster standing on skateboard below white text DONT BOTHER LOBSTERS WHEN THEY ARE
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Skateboarding Lobster Apron Featuring DONT BOTHER LOBSTERS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'skateboarding lobster apron' introduces a design featuring the text DONT BOTHER LOBSTERS WHEN THEY ARE SKATEBOARDING above a red crustacean on a board. The wording reads as a wholesome boundary against interruption rather than a biological rule. Wearing it signals a preference for focused hobbies and quiet concentration, and home cooks who value their personal space in the kitchen will find this specific message perfectly suited to their workflow.
The Artwork Explained
Two lines of white sans-serif lettering stack at the top of the panel to spell out the warning not to bother lobsters during their activity. Below the text, a cartoon-style red lobster stands upright on a skateboard with brown wooden deck layers visible beneath black grip tape. This visual arrangement uses the specific colors of white, red, and brown to create a clean graphic that belongs to the skateboarding hobby category. The design merges the marine subject with street culture through a simple, direct illustration style that prioritizes the message over complex shading.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Home chefs and culinary students notice the humorous juxtaposition of a sea creature engaging in a human sport while protecting their focus. A 'skateboarding lobster apron' serves as a lighthearted gift for anyone who enjoys skating or appreciates self-care humor in the kitchen. It gets worn during busy dinner prep when the wearer wants to signal they are currently unavailable for conversation or distractions.
What Buyers Ask
What is the width of the main body panel? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso and upper legs to protect clothing from spills while cooking. This dimension ensures the fabric reaches down to the knees for maximum protection. Does the ink resist washing cycles? The printed graphics are designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or peeling, ensuring the red lobster and white text remain vibrant after repeated use and cleaning. The durability allows for frequent washing without losing the sharp contrast of the design. Is the waist tie length adjustable for different sizes? Each side features a 42-inch waist tie that is long enough to tie securely in front, accommodating various body shapes and ensuring a comfortable fit under the belly. The extra length prevents the ties from being too short for larger frames.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Stand Up aprons
- Who will appreciate these themed aprons?
- These aprons suit comedians, teachers, and paddleboarders who want to display their professional identity or hobby interests. They are ideal for anyone seeking apparel that communicates their personal brand through visual storytelling and thematic design elements.
- What themes are included in this set?
- This set includes designs referencing stand-up comedy, teaching, science education, Greek cuisine, and water sports like paddleboarding. Each theme targets a distinct group of enthusiasts, offering variety within a cohesive category focused on active professions and leisure activities.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your primary role or favorite activity. Comedians might prefer the microphone design, while educators may choose the classroom theme. Paddleboarders should look for water-related graphics. Match the visual cue to your daily life for maximum resonance.
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