Glider
Sleeping Sugar Apron Featuring Stacked White Typography That
Sleeping sugar apron - White stacked text reading This Isnt A Shirt Its A Sugar Glider Sleeping Bag with arrows
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sleeping Sugar Apron Featuring Stacked White Typography That is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sleeping sugar apron displays the phrase This Isn't A SHIRT It's A SUGAR GLIDER Sleeping Bag in stacked white typography. The text reads as a humorous declaration that the wearer carries their pet in a pouch rather than wearing clothing. Wearing it signals pride in owning a marsupial, and sugar glider parents recognize this specific joke about carrying furry babies.
The Design Itself
White stacked typography dominates the front panel with the phrase This Isn't A SHIRT It's A SUGAR GLIDER Sleeping Bag arranged vertically. The words A SHIRT appear inside a horizontal banner while It's A sits between arrow graphics pointing outward. Small dots line the bottom of the first line and a decorative swirl underlines the final words. This typographic-only layout uses only white ink against the fabric background to create a clean, high-contrast statement.
Occasions It Fits
Marsupial owners notice the specific reference to carrying furry babies in a pouch first. Gifting this sleeping sugar apron to a sugar glider mom or dad acknowledges their unique pet ownership. Everyday situations involving pet care or visits to exotic animal gatherings make this garment practical and personally meaningful.
Things People Ask
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this sleeping sugar apron? The pockets measure exactly 8 inches by 7 inches each and are split in the middle. This specific dimension allows users to reach into either side without removing the apron, providing functional storage space alongside the graphic design.
How does the ink withstand washing cycles for this design? The white printed text remains durable through standard laundering because it adheres to the sturdy 10 oz cotton canvas base. The distressed aesthetic of the lettering actually helps maintain appearance over time as the fabric softens and the print settles into the weave.
Does the phrase refer to actual clothing or a pet carrier? The phrase explicitly states it is not a shirt but rather a sleeping bag for a sugar glider. This distinction confirms the design celebrates the owner's role as a living carrier for their marsupial pet rather than describing human apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Glider aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- These designs are made for dedicated sugar glider owners who want to show their passion. They suit individuals who enjoy sharing facts about marsupial care or simply want to display their love for these small, nocturnal pets in a smart way during their daily activities.
- What types of designs are included?
- The range features themes like protective ownership, biological facts, and humorous takes on pet care. You can choose from references to sugar daddies, anatomical details, or playful scenarios involving coffee and pumpkins, ensuring there is a style that matches your personal relationship with your glider companion.
- How do I pick the right one?
- Select based on whether you prefer educational content about anatomy or humorous depictions of pet ownership. Consider if you identify more with the protective parent role or the playful aspect of keeping these creatures. Each design targets a different emotional connection to ensure you find the piece that resonates most with your journey.
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