

Slide Hole Apron Featuring I'll Slide It Right
Slide hole apron - Orange and white distressed text I'll Slide It Right In Your Hole with small cornhole bag graphic
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Slide Hole Apron Featuring I'll Slide It Right is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
slide hole apron displays the phrase I'LL SLIDE IT, RIGHT IN YOUR HOLE across the front. The text stacks in three lines using orange and white distressed lettering. A small cornhole bag graphic sits next to the word RIGHT. This pun references the lawn game where players toss bean bags into a raised platform. Wearing it signals competitive spirit at backyard tournaments. Opponents and fellow enthusiasts reading the design understand the double entendre immediately.
Reading The Design
The artwork features stacked text in a distressed font style that mimics worn vintage signage. The top line reads I'LL SLIDE IT in orange, while the middle and bottom lines appear in white. A small orange cornhole bag graphic is positioned to the left of the word RIGHT on the second line. The phrase completes with IN YOUR HOLE on the third line in white. The layout uses only orange and white colors against the fabric background. This visual arrangement turns a standard kitchen garment into a statement piece for tailgates and summer parties.
When People Wear It
Players at cornhole tournaments wear this item to show off their skills before throwing. It serves as a humorous gift for someone who identifies as a cornhole dad or king. The apron gets worn during casual backyard games when protecting clothes from dirt and spilled drinks. The specific pun connects directly to the mechanics of sliding a bag into the target box.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the slide hole apron body? The main panel measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso. This size provides ample protection for the midsection while cooking or playing games without restricting movement.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The distressed print method ensures the orange and white graphics remain visible through multiple wash cycles. The texture helps the design blend with the fabric rather than peeling or cracking like flat solid ink would over time.
Why does the cornhole bag appear only once in the design? The single graphic element replaces the letter O in the word RIGHT to create a visual pun. This specific detail distinguishes the product from generic text aprons by linking the typography directly to the game equipment.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hole aprons
- Who will enjoy these themed aprons?
- Golfers, fishers, and Halloween enthusiasts who appreciate visual puns about gaps and openings will find these designs appealing. The collection suits those who enjoy lighthearted humor related to sports scores, winter activities, or classic literature references involving empty spaces.
- What themes are included here?
- Prints cover golf scores, ice fishing scenes, cornhole games, Halloween tricks, Alice in Wonderland rabbits, and Beavis references. Each design focuses on the concept of holes through sports, seasonal events, or pop culture icons familiar to fans of these topics.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your favorite activity or holiday. Golfers may prefer the scorecard print, while winter lovers might choose the fishing scene. Halloween fans could opt for the spooky trick-or-treat design, ensuring the visual matches their personal interests perfectly.
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