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Smoke Funny Tequila Apron Featuring Two Crossed Brown Cigars
Smoke funny tequila apron - Two crossed brown cigars with yellow bands and distressed white text reading I JUST WANT
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Smoke Funny Tequila Apron Featuring Two Crossed Brown Cigars is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The smoke funny tequila apron puts the phrase I JUST WANT TO SMOKE CIGARS & DRINK MY TEQUILA across the front panel, and the stacked white lettering reads as a direct statement of simple preferences. Wearing it signals a relaxed attitude to peers who share similar interests, and this design was made specifically for smokers who treat tequila as a necessary companion to their tobacco habit.
What You Are Looking At
Two brown cigars with distinct yellow bands are crossed in the center of the panel to form an X shape. Distressed white text surrounds this central image, with the words I JUST WANT TO SMOKE positioned above the intersection and CIGARS & DRINK MY TEQUILA stacked below. The lettering features a weathered texture that matches the vintage aesthetic of the tobacco illustrations. This arrangement belongs to the category of hobbyist apparel that prioritizes clear messaging over comedic setups.
The Right Person For It
Bar staff and cigar enthusiasts notice the crossed tobacco imagery immediately as a sign of shared lifestyle values. A smoke funny tequila apron makes a practical gift for someone who prefers straightforward declarations over witty wordplay. It gets worn during evening relaxation or professional service when the wearer wants to display their specific combination of leisure activities clearly.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the measurements of this apron? This apron measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage for the torso. The 42-inch waist ties on each side ensure there is enough length to tie securely in the front. These dimensions accommodate various body sizes while maintaining the necessary reach to protect clothing from spills or smoke.
How does the ink withstand washing? The distressed white ink is designed to endure repeated laundering without fading significantly. The weathered texture is part of the intended artistic style rather than damage from wear. This durability ensures the message remains legible and the aesthetic consistent through multiple wash cycles.
Does the design include any hidden symbols? No, the design relies entirely on the literal depiction of two crossed cigars and the explicit printed text. There are no additional icons or coded meanings beneath the surface. The artwork functions as a direct visual representation of the stated desire to smoke and drink.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Want Drink aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This set is ideal for beverage enthusiasts, bartenders, and home mixologists who appreciate humor related to drinks. Whether you prefer whiskey, wine, or boba tea, there is a design that matches your favorite libation and personality type perfectly.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- Themes include pub culture, craft spirits, bubble tea trends, and pet-friendly drinking habits. Each design focuses on a specific aspect of beverage enjoyment, from the hang beer apron’s nod to classic brewing to the sophisticated appeal of the whiskey lover.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your preferred drink type. If you enjoy cocktails, try the wine dog apron. For tea lovers, the boba asian apron works well. Whiskey fans should look at the smoke i love whiskey apron for a fitting choice.
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