Collie
Snack Collie Apron: Sarcastic Rough Collie Dog Quote
Snack collie apron - Black line art Rough Collie head above four lines of white text about watching snacks
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Snack Collie Apron: Sarcastic Rough Collie Dog Quote is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The snack collie apron puts a black line-art Rough Collie head across the front panel, and the text reads EVERY SNACK YOU MAKE, EVERY MEAL YOU BAKE, EVERY BITE YOU TAKE, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. This sarcastic warning lands as a humorous acknowledgment that your pet monitors your food intake. Wearing it signals to other dog owners that you live with a professional food thief, and Rough Collie enthusiasts feel this specific domestic truth was made for them.
What The Print Says
A detailed black ink illustration of a Rough Collie head occupies the upper section of the design, showcasing a fluffy ruff and attentive expression. Four lines of white, capitalized text stack directly beneath the animal's chin, listing the monitored activities in a clean sans-serif font. The stark contrast between the black linework and white lettering creates a bold, graphic statement that draws immediate attention. This artwork belongs to the niche of humorous pet parenting and reflects the daily reality of cooking with a hungry hound nearby. The composition ensures the dog's gaze leads the viewer's eye sequentially down through the list of watched bites.
The Cook It Was Made For
This snack collie apron targets Rough Collie moms and dads who understand their pets are professional food spies. It serves as an ideal gift for dog mothers or fathers celebrating a birthday or holiday with genuine humor. Everyday wear happens during dinner preparation when the dog inevitably stares at the stove waiting for dropped scraps. The design validates the shared experience of having a kitchen supervisor who never misses a meal.
Ordering Questions
Does the apron provide adequate storage for cooking tools? Yes, it features two front pockets split in the middle, each measuring 8 by 7 inches to hold utensils securely while you cook. These dimensions offer sufficient space for tongs, spatulas, or oven mitts without adding bulk to the waist area.
Will the printed text survive repeated washing? The ink is durable enough for standard laundering, though the stiff 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens significantly after three washes to become comfortable. This transition from rigid to soft ensures the apron remains functional while eventually conforming to your body shape over time.
Is this design specific to the Rough Collie breed? Yes, the artwork depicts the distinct fluffy ruff and facial markings unique to a Rough Collie rather than a generic dog illustration. This specificity ensures that owners of this particular breed recognize their own dog in the print immediately.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Collie aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for Border Collie owners, shepherds, and dog sport competitors. It appeals to those who appreciate the breed's intelligence and herding heritage. The designs cater to both professional handlers and passionate pet parents who want to show their dedication.
- What specific designs are included in this range?
- The range features distinct themes such as the throw, herd, rough dog, and anatomy prints. You can also find options like the bandana style and general owner-focused imagery. Each design highlights different aspects of the breed's behavior and physical characteristics for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design for my personality?
- Select based on your relationship with your dog. Active herders might prefer the herd or throw designs. Those interested in science may choose the anatomy print. Casual owners often enjoy the bandana style. Consider whether you want to highlight work skills or simple affection for your companion.
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