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Sorry Bearded Dragon Apron Featuring SORRY MY BEARDED DRAGON
Sorry bearded dragon apron - Cartoon orange bearded dragon chewing paper with SORRY MY BEARDED DRAGON ATE MY HOMEWORK
US$19.95
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sorry Bearded Dragon Apron Featuring SORRY MY BEARDED DRAGON is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sorry bearded dragon apron features the phrase SORRY MY BEARDED DRAGON ATE MY HOMEWORK across the front panel, and the words read as a timeless defense against teacher scrutiny. Wearing it acts as a shield of solidarity for pet parents, and anyone who has lost paperwork to a curious lizard will feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
The sorry bearded dragon apron centers a cartoon bearded dragon rendered in orange, yellow, and white tones directly between two blocks of bold white text. The lizard is standing upright on scattered pieces of torn white paper, with a crumpled sheet visible in its mouth showing mathematical equations. This wholesome art style captures the innocent yet destructive nature of the pet, creating a cohesive image where the subject and the excuse become one unified visual statement rather than separate elements.
Who It Speaks To
Herpetology students and reptile owners notice the accurate depiction of a beardie chewing paper first. This sorry bearded dragon apron serves as a perfect gift for someone who owns a lizard that eats homework. It gets worn in the kitchen or at home when explaining missing assignments to teachers or family members.
Quick Answers
What are the exact dimensions of this sorry bearded dragon apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing generous coverage for the torso. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit around different body shapes without needing adjustment.
How does the ink hold up during washing cycles? The printed design uses durable ink that resists fading through multiple washes because it bonds deeply with the fabric surface. You can clean this apron regularly without worrying that the white lettering or the colorful lizard illustration will peel or blur over time.
What specific detail confirms the lizard actually consumed the paper? The illustration shows a piece of paper with math formulas still clamped in the lizard's jaws while others lie shredded at its feet. This visual evidence supports the text claim that the homework was eaten, distinguishing this design from generic pet portraits that lack this specific narrative detail.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Homework aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this homework-themed apparel?
- These aprons are made for parents, tutors, and grandparents who assist students with daily academic challenges. They suit anyone who wants to add levity to study sessions or gift someone known for their patience with difficult subjects like algebra or creative writing projects.
- What specific themes are included in this set?
- The lineup includes designs about common student excuses, such as eating chicken or blaming Alexa. It also features fantasy elements like bearded dragons representing difficult tasks, and direct references to classroom apologies, ensuring there is a design matching every type of home schooling struggle.
- How should I choose between the different humorous options?
- Select based on your family's inside jokes or the specific subject causing stress. If math is the issue, the knot design works well. For general procrastination, the chicken excuse is fitting. Choose the dragon motifs if you prefer playful imagery over direct text-based humor related to schoolwork.
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