

Sorry Chicken Apron Featuring SORRY MY CHICKEN ATE MY
Sorry chicken apron - Cartoon white chicken above SORRY MY CHICKEN ATE MY HOMEWORK text
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
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Sorry Chicken Apron Featuring SORRY MY CHICKEN ATE MY is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sorry chicken apron puts the phrase SORRY MY CHICKEN ATE MY HOMEWORK across the front panel, and the stacked white text reads as a classic excuse for missing school assignments. Wearing it signals that you have backyard poultry and a sense of humor about them, and students or parents with farm pets will recognize this specific excuse immediately.
The Design Itself
The artwork features a cartoon white chicken with a red comb and yellow legs standing above three lines of bold white lettering. The design uses only white, red, and yellow colors to create a simple, wholesome illustration rather than a complex scene. The layout positions the bird directly over the apology text, reinforcing the blame shift from human to animal. This visual arrangement belongs to the genre of educational humor where school mishaps are attributed to livestock.
Occasions It Fits
Parents who keep chickens as pets wear this black bib apron when cooking near the coop or attending school events. It serves as a funny gift for kids who need an excuse for lost papers or for adults managing a small flock. The product fits everyday kitchen use while acknowledging the chaotic reality of raising birds alongside household chores.
Things People Ask
Does the neck strap adjust for different heights? Yes, the neck strap adjusts between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various body sizes. This range ensures the apron sits correctly on the chest for both shorter and taller adults wearing the one-size-fits-most garment. The flexibility prevents the bib from sitting too high or dragging uncomfortably low during movement.
Can I wash this apron without fading the ink? The ink durability holds up through standard washing cycles because it bonds securely to the black fabric surface. You should wash it inside out with cold water to preserve the bright white, red, and yellow details over time. Avoiding high heat drying extends the lifespan of the print so the text remains crisp and legible through many uses.
Is the chicken design unique to this specific excuse? The specific combination of the cartoon bird and the homework phrase creates a unique identity for this item. No other general apron features this exact three-line apology paired with this particular pose of the white hen. The design captures a niche moment of rural parenting that distinguishes it from generic farm-themed apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Homework aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this homework-themed apparel?
- These aprons are made for parents, tutors, and grandparents who assist students with daily academic challenges. They suit anyone who wants to add levity to study sessions or gift someone known for their patience with difficult subjects like algebra or creative writing projects.
- What specific themes are included in this set?
- The lineup includes designs about common student excuses, such as eating chicken or blaming Alexa. It also features fantasy elements like bearded dragons representing difficult tasks, and direct references to classroom apologies, ensuring there is a design matching every type of home schooling struggle.
- How should I choose between the different humorous options?
- Select based on your family's inside jokes or the specific subject causing stress. If math is the issue, the knot design works well. For general procrastination, the chicken excuse is fitting. Choose the dragon motifs if you prefer playful imagery over direct text-based humor related to schoolwork.
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