

Sorry Forest Apron Featuring 99 Nights Deer and Stacked Text
Sorry forest apron - Stacked beige text SORRY CAN'T 99 NIGHTS BYE next to brown cartoon reindeer with open mouth
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sorry Forest Apron Featuring 99 Nights Deer and Stacked Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sorry forest apron puts the stacked phrase SORRY. CAN'T. 99 NIGHTS. BYE. across the front panel, and the words land as a polite refusal to attend survival events in a horror game. Wearing it signals to fellow gamers that you understand the specific terror of the deer, and this design was made for players who know exactly what that creature represents.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features beige text stacked vertically on the left side reading SORRY. CAN'T. 99 NIGHTS. BYE. A cartoon reindeer stands to the right with a wide-open mouth, brown body, black antlers, and pink inner ears. The lettering uses a thick black outline against the beige fill. This layout belongs to the 99 Nights survival horror genre where rescuing kids requires braving deadly animals like the terrifying deer that only fears campfire light. The combination of wholesome cartoon art and desperate text captures the addictive nature of facing wolves, bears, and owls in the dark.
Who Reaches For This One
Gamers and fans of survival horror reach for this sorry forest apron when they want to display niche knowledge without speaking. It serves as a conversation starter at gaming conventions or stream setups where players recognize the specific dread of the deer encounter. The design acknowledges the difficulty of surviving each night while maintaining a lighthearted, cartoon aesthetic that makes the scary subject matter approachable for merchandise wearers.
Questions Before You Order
Does the apron provide enough storage for tools or snacks during long sessions? Yes, it features two front pockets measuring 8 x 7 inches each, split in the middle to create separate compartments that hold items securely while the stiff 10 oz cotton canvas softens after a few washes. This construction ensures the apron remains functional for holding small essentials without sagging or losing its shape during active use.
Will the printed message stay clear after repeated laundering? Yes, the ink is durable enough to withstand washing because the design uses solid blocks of beige and black rather than fine gradients that might crack. The bold typography and simple color palette ensure the text remains readable through multiple cycles, preserving the visual impact of the quote over time.
Is this design accurate to the specific creature from the source material? Yes, the illustration depicts the exact model described in the game notes: a brown reindeer with black antlers and a wide-open mouth that represents the terrifying deer entity known to fear only the campfire's light. This attention to detail ensures fans can identify the specific monster referenced in the survival gameplay immediately.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Forest aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This set is ideal for outdoor enthusiasts, nature lovers, and anyone who enjoys woodland aesthetics. It suits people who work in gardens or forests, as well as those who simply appreciate artistic depictions of bears, trees, and mythical creatures like Bigfoot.
- What designs are included?
- We offer varied themes such as the tree bear apron, trout fishing aprons, and the neon alice wonderland apron. There are also options like the reflection tree apron and the protect wars new apron, ensuring there is a style for every taste.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on your favorite aspect of nature. Choose the trout fishing aprons if you love angling, or the bigfoot walking apron for folklore. Consider the tree bear apron for cozy vibes or the neon alice wonderland apron for a touch of magical realism.
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