

Sorry Late Was Apron Featuring a Brown Poop Emoji
Sorry late was apron - Stacked white text reading sorry we are late next to a brown smiling poop emoji
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sorry Late Was Apron Featuring a Brown Poop Emoji is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The sorry late was apron puts the exact phrase SORRY WE'RE LATE, I WAS BEING A LITTLE across the front panel in four lines of white text, and the brown cartoon poop emoji positioned to the right of the bottom two lines lands as a visual punchline to the sentence. Wearing it signals a playful acceptance of personal delays, and hosts who appreciate crude humor feel it was made for them.
The Design Itself
White lettering stacks vertically on the left side of the panel, spelling out the first three parts of the sentence in a casual font. A brown cartoon poop emoji with a wide smile sits to the right of the final word, completing the pun through visual substitution rather than text. The design relies on the contrast between the clean white type and the distinct brown shape to make the joke readable from a distance. This layout belongs to the genre of internet meme culture adapted for domestic utility wear.
Occasions It Fits
This product fits home cooks and event organizers who want to acknowledge bad timing with a laugh. It works well as a gag gift for friends known for chronic lateness or messy bathroom habits. The apron gets worn during casual Sunday dinners or chaotic weeknight meals when the atmosphere calls for levity over formality.
Things People Ask
Does this apron have pockets and what are their dimensions? Yes, it includes two front pockets measuring 8 by 7 inches each, which are split in the middle for easy access. This construction allows you to hold ingredients or utensils securely while the main design remains fully visible on the chest area without obstruction.
Can I wash this apron without ruining the print? You can machine wash this item safely because the ink is bonded to the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. The material stiffens at first but softens after two or three washes, ensuring the white text and brown emoji stay crisp and vibrant through repeated cleaning cycles.
Does the image complete the sentence on the shirt? The brown emoji acts as the final word in the phrase, turning the statement into a pun about bowel movements. This visual completion relies on the reader recognizing the emoji's cultural meaning to understand the full context of the apology for being late.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Late aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these late-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit busy parents, overworked professionals, and students who frequently miss deadlines. They are made for anyone who wants to acknowledge their chronic lateness with humor. If you often apologize for arriving after others, this collection offers a relatable way to express your personality through your kitchen attire.
- What specific designs are included in this late-themed set?
- The set includes the sitting cat apron, sorry magic apron, sorry bird apron, late cbs apron, smile master apron, seen potato apron, sorry husband wife aprons, and sorry a's aprons. Each design illustrates a different aspect of being late, from animal indifference to pop culture references, providing variety for all tastes.
- How should I choose the right apron from this collection?
- Select based on your preferred style of humor. Choose the sitting cat for quiet resignation or the late cbs apron for nostalgia. If you prefer bold statements, the sorry bird apron works well. Consider whether you want to reference a specific hobby or job trait when picking your favorite design from the available options.
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