
Taken Lunch Lady Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Sorry lunch lady apron - Stacked white text with two red thumbs up icons flanking the word guy
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sorry Lunch Lady Apron Features Stacked White Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sorry lunch lady apron puts the phrase SORRY THIS GUY IS ALREADY TAKEN BY A SMOKIN' HOT LUNCH LADY across the front panel, and these words land as a sarcastic declaration of relationship status. Wearing it signals playful pride in a kitchen role, and food service workers who enjoy cheeky humor read it and feel it was made for them.
The artwork features stacked white typography with red accents positioned centrally on the main panel. Two red thumbs-up icons flank the word GUY, while two red horizontal lines frame the middle text block. The design utilizes only white and red ink in a purely typographic style to deliver a sarcastic message about being claimed by a cafeteria worker. This layout creates a balanced visual hierarchy that draws the eye directly to the punchline without cluttering the fabric surface.
Cafeteria staff and restaurant workers reach for this one when they want to add personality to their uniform. It serves as a funny gift for a new job or promotion in the food industry. The design fits naturally into daily shifts where practical protection meets lighthearted self-expression, bridging the gap between professional duty and personal humor.
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold utensils securely without sagging under heavy use during service. This specific sizing allows for deep storage of tools while maintaining the structural integrity of the canvas material throughout a long workday.
Does the ink withstand washing? Yes, the printed graphics remain intact because the design relies on bold block lettering that resists fading better than fine details after repeated laundering cycles. The high-contrast white and red color scheme helps maintain visibility even after multiple washes in commercial laundry settings.
Is this design gender-specific? No, the phrase uses sarcasm to claim a female title regardless of the wearer's identity, making the specific wording flexible for anyone working in food service. The humor targets the profession rather than the person, allowing diverse staff members to wear it with equal confidence and comedic effect.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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