
Weekend Plant Apron in Green
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Sorry plant apron - Stacked white text SORRY I HAVE PLANTS THIS WEEKEND over green leaves in a white rectangular frame
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sorry Plant Apron Featuring Stacked White Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase sorry plant apron introduces a design where the printed words SORRY I HAVE PLANTS THIS WEEKEND appear in stacked white lettering across the center. These words rest directly over overlapping green leaves that vary in shape and shade, creating a dense botanical backdrop. Wearing this garment signals to guests that your botanical commitments supersede social obligations, and plant lovers will appreciate the honest expression of their priorities.
White sans-serif text stands out clearly against a background of diverse green foliage arranged in a central stack. A thin white rectangular frame encloses the words and portions of the leaves to define the composition's edges. The artwork employs a minimalist style using only green and white colors to keep the focus on the message. This arrangement belongs to the category of wholesome gardening humor that celebrates plant care culture. The combination of typography and nature creates a unified graphic that functions as both protection and personality.
Gardeners and houseplant collectors notice the bold white text immediately as a playful declaration of their schedule. This sorry plant apron makes an ideal gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who prioritizes their collection over parties. You wear it while potting, repotting, or simply standing guard over your plants to protect your clothing from dirt and moisture.
What are the measurements of this apron? The body measures exactly 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the front effectively. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit around various builds. This generous length allows you to tie the straps firmly in front without running out of material.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because it is integrated into the fabric surface. White ink maintains its brightness against the green background even after repeated wash cycles. Proper care ensures the message stays legible and the colors do not fade prematurely.
Does the design reference a specific type of plant? The artwork depicts generic green leaves rather than a single identifiable species to represent all houseplants broadly. The visual style uses simplified shapes like monstera and palm fronds to suggest foliage generally. This approach makes the design accessible to anyone with greenery, not just owners of specific varieties.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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