

Space Novelty Apron Featuring All True Especially Lies Quote
Space novelty apron - Retro portrait of a man with facial ridges next to stacked text on maroon background
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Space Novelty Apron Featuring All True Especially Lies Quote is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A space novelty apron puts the phrase ALL TRUE... ESPEC-IALY THE LIES across the front panel, and the stacked grey text reads as a sarcastic admission of dishonesty from a character known for manipulation. Wearing it signals a sense of humor about truth to fellow enthusiasts, and dedicated fans of the series will recognize the reference immediately.
Every Detail On The Front
The artwork presents a retro-styled portrait of a man positioned on the right side of the design, facing forward with a subtle expression. To the left, the printed words stack vertically in a blocky font, overlapping a solid maroon background. The figure is rendered in shades of purple and grey, wearing a garment with yellow shoulders and dark trim. This composition balances the heavy typography on one side with the character illustration on the other, creating a cohesive visual statement that relies entirely on the interplay between the text and the image.
Built For These Hands
Cooks and hobbyists who enjoy sci-fi themes notice the clever wordplay and the stylized character art first. Gifting this specific space novelty apron to a Trekkie means offering something that blends humor with functional kitchen protection. It gets worn in everyday cooking situations where the wearer wants to express a personality that values irony and wit over traditional culinary decorum.
Practical Questions
Does the waist tie accommodate different body sizes? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing significant length to wrap around large waists and tie securely in the front. This dimension ensures the apron stays in place for users ranging from slim to broad builds without slipping or requiring constant adjustment during movement.
Can the printed design withstand high heat and washing? The ink durability is built to handle standard laundering and kitchen environments without fading or peeling. The print remains vibrant through wash cycles because the coloring process bonds deeply with the fabric surface, ensuring the maroon and yellow details stay sharp over time.
What specific visual detail identifies this character without using a name? The distinctive raised ridges running along the forehead and down the bridge of the nose identify the figure as a Cardassian hybrid. These facial structures are unique to this specific alien species within the genre, distinguishing the character from generic human portraits or other extraterrestrial designs found on similar apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about True aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is best suited for individuals who appreciate humor, sarcasm, and pop culture references. It works well for people who enjoy expressing their personality through witty apparel. Those who like sparking conversations with unique designs will find these aprons particularly appealing for casual use.
- What types of designs are included?
- The collection includes various humorous designs such as gag art, meme references, and puzzle-based graphics. You will find prints that mock TV shows or play on viral internet trends. Each piece offers a distinct visual joke tailored to specific niches and interests within contemporary culture.
- How should I choose a design?
- Choose a design based on your personal sense of humor and favorite topics. If you enjoy wordplay, select the puzzle apron. For fans of satire, the show troll option might be better. Consider which print aligns most closely with your daily vibe and the reactions you wish to provoke.
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