

Spare Farmer Apron Featuring Things I Do in My Spare Time
Spare farmer apron - Six cartoon cows illustrating hobbies like petting, researching, and dreaming about livestock
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Spare Farmer Apron Featuring Things I Do in My Spare Time is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
spare farmer apron puts the phrase Things I Do In My Spare Time across the front panel, and the captions below read Pet Cows, Look At Cows, Research Cows, Talk About Cows, Think About Cows, and Dream About Cows to show a complete obsession with livestock. Wearing it signals that your free hours are fully occupied by cattle, and this design was made for farmers who find their hobby is actually their entire life.
Every Detail On The Front
The main title sits at the top in large white letters against a grey background. Below this header, six small scenes are arranged in two rows of three, each depicting a different interaction with a black and white cow. The first scene shows a standing cow labeled Pet Cows, while the second uses a camera frame icon to represent Look At Cows. A laptop screen displaying a cow illustrates Research Cows in the top right position. The bottom row features a speech bubble for Talk About Cows, a silhouette with a thought cloud for Think About Cows, and a bed with a dream cloud for Dream About Cows. All illustrations use a simple cartoon style with black outlines and grey shading to maintain a cohesive, wholesome look.
Built For These Hands
Cow lovers and working farmers notice the accurate list of activities that define their lifestyle. This spare farmer apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays, Father's Day, or Mother's Day for anyone who loves livestock. It gets worn in everyday situations where practical protection is needed alongside a display of personal passion for raising animals.
Practical Questions
What are the neck strap measurements? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes. This adjustable range ensures the apron fits most adults comfortably whether they are wearing heavy jackets or lighter shirts under the garment.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. The white lettering and cartoon graphics remain distinct after multiple washes because the ink bonds securely to the black fabric surface.
Does the design include specific cow activities? Yes, the design explicitly lists six specific interactions ranging from physical contact to mental focus. The captions cover actions like petting, looking, researching, talking, thinking, and dreaming, leaving no ambiguity about the wearer's interests.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Spare aprons
- Who is the ideal customer for this collection?
- The ideal customer is someone who values preparation and keeps backups for their hobbies or work. This includes mechanics, DIY enthusiasts, and collectors who appreciate having spare parts ready for emergencies. The designs resonate with people who take pride in being organized and prepared for any situation.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- This set includes diverse designs such as the spare car apron, spare enthusiast car apron, and spare parts of an apron. It also features niche themes like the rms birthday apron, spare gun apron, spare biker apron, spare bike apron, and roller spare time apron. Each design offers a unique perspective on preparedness and backup items.
- How do I choose the right apron from this group?
- Choose based on your specific hobby or area of interest. If you work on cars, select the spare car apron. For motorcycle lovers, the spare biker apron might be best. Consider the humor level; the spare parts of an apron is meta-humorous. Match the design to the person you are buying for to ensure it feels personal and relevant.
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