
Spare Theme Aprons Things I Do
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Spare gaming apron - Grey apron with yellow controller icons and text listing six gaming activities
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Spare Gaming Apron Featuring Things I Do is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
spare gaming apron features the phrase THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME across the top, followed by six yellow controller icons on a grey background. The captions below read PLAY GAMES, WATCH GAME STREAMS, RESEARCH GAMES, TALK ABOUT GAMES, THINK ABOUT GAMES, and DREAM ABOUT GAMES. This sarcastic list confirms that gaming is not a hobby but a total lifestyle commitment. Wearing it signals to fellow enthusiasts that you have no other interests, and anyone who has spent an entire weekend staring at a screen knows exactly who this was made for.
The artwork displays a minimalist graphic layout using only yellow, white, and grey ink. A large title sits above two rows of three icons depicting game controllers in various states: held normally, framed by brackets, displayed on a laptop screen, paired with a speech bubble, enclosed in a thought cloud, and resting near a bed symbol. Each icon is labeled with text describing a specific activity related to video games. The design uses flat vector shapes without shading or texture to maintain a clean, modern aesthetic suitable for a kitchen or streaming setup.
This spare gaming apron appeals directly to streamers and competitive players who view their hobby as a full-time occupation. It serves as a humorous gift for birthdays or holidays where the recipient admits they never stop playing. The two front pockets provide practical storage for cooking utensils or small gadgets while the stiff cotton canvas protects clothing during messy meal prep sessions.
How wide are the front pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures exactly 8 inches by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate long tools like knives or spatulas. This generous sizing ensures your essentials stay secure and accessible without hanging low or swinging around while you move through the kitchen.
Will the printed text fade after repeated laundering? The ink is bonded to the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric which holds color well over time. You should wash the apron inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low heat to preserve the sharpness of the yellow and grey graphics for many seasons.
Does this design include any hidden references to specific console brands? No, the controller icons are generic representations of standard gamepads rather than official merchandise for any specific manufacturer. The artwork focuses entirely on the universal experience of gaming culture without referencing proprietary hardware logos or trademarks.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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