

Spare Goat Apron Featuring Things I Do in My Spare Time Text
Spare goat apron - Six tan goat silhouettes with white text listing activities like research and dreaming about goats
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Spare Goat Apron Featuring Things I Do in My Spare Time Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
spare goat apron displays the phrase THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME above six minimalist scenes of tan goats. The text lists activities like hanging out with, looking at, researching, talking about, thinking about, and dreaming about goats to show total dedication. Wearing it signals that your hobby is your entire life, and livestock farmers know exactly who this was made for.
The Print, Up Close
A bold white heading sits above a grid of six small graphic scenes arranged in two rows of three. Each scene features a tan goat silhouette paired with specific actions like standing beside a monitor or appearing inside thought bubbles. Descriptive text underneath each icon reads hang out with goats, look at goats, research goats, talk about goats, think about goats, and dream about goats. This layout uses a simple color palette of white and tan to create a wholesome visual summary of goat obsession.
Made For This Crowd
Goat owners and ranchers notice the honest list of daily obsessions first. Gifting a spare goat apron to a breeder acknowledges that their passion extends beyond work hours. You wear this during morning feedings or evening planning when you want to signal that goats are your true focus.
Before You Add To Cart
Does this apron have pockets? Yes, it includes two front pockets measuring 8 by 7 inches each. They are split in the middle to prevent items from sliding across the fabric, providing practical storage for tools while you handle livestock.
Will the ink survive washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the design uses solid blocks of color rather than fine gradients. The white and tan graphics stay sharp after repeated washes without fading or cracking on the cotton canvas.
What does the dream graphic represent? It depicts a tan goat inside a thought bubble floating above a bed icon. This specific detail confirms the joke that your interest in goats persists even during sleep, distinguishing this design from generic farm animal apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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