Boss
Staff Boss Apron Featuring Awesome Like My Employees Sarcasm
Staff boss apron - Stacked white text reading awesome like my employees with five yellow outlined stars and swirls
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Staff Boss Apron Featuring Awesome Like My Employees Sarcasm is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The staff boss apron puts the phrase AWESOME LIKE MY EMPLOYEYES across the front panel, and the stacked white text with yellow stars lands as a sarcastic joke about workplace gifts. Wearing it signals that you appreciate your team's sense of humor, and office managers and supervisors feel it was made for them.
Every Detail On The Front
The artwork uses a typography-only style where white block letters dominate the upper section. A horizontal row of five yellow stars separates the top word from the middle phrase. Two delicate white swirls flank the words LIKE MY to add decorative balance. The bottom line appears in smaller italicized type to deliver the punchline. This specific arrangement of color and count creates a visual hierarchy that mimics a high review score.
Built For These Hands
Management roles require durable protection against spills while maintaining a professional yet approachable demeanor. Gifting this staff boss apron to a CEO or supervisor acknowledges their leadership with a touch of wit. They wear it daily in kitchens or offices to show they do not take themselves too seriously.
Practical Questions
Does this staff boss apron fit large frames? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front even for larger builds. This generous dimension ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably without pulling or straining during movement.
Can I wash the ink without fading? The printed design holds up well through standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric surface. You can clean it regularly to maintain the crisp contrast between the white lettering and yellow stars without worrying about the message peeling or cracking.
Why does this design specifically reference a shirt? The text explicitly states YES, THEY GAVE ME THIS SHIRT to ground the humor in a specific workplace reality. This detail transforms a generic compliment into a factual statement about employee generosity, making the joke relevant only to those who have received similar gifts from their teams.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Boss aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for managers, supervisors, and team leads who enjoy incorporating humor into their daily work routine. It works well for creative directors, office administrators, and anyone who wants to show their personality while leading others. The designs appeal to both casual and formal workplace settings where laughter is encouraged.
- What themes are represented in these aprons?
- The aprons feature themes ranging from gaming references like Terraria to pop culture icons such as SpongeBob SquarePants. Other designs focus on leadership pride, familial roles like father or sister, and general workplace humor. Each design tells a specific story about the wearer’s interests or professional identity.
- How do I choose the right design for me?
- Consider your personal interests and how you interact with your team. If you love video games, the Terraria design might be perfect. For those who value family connections at work, the father or sister aprons offer a warm touch. Choose the bold or proud designs if you want to project confidence and authority in a fun way.
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