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State Cat Apron Featuring a Trooper Feline
State cat apron - Cartoon cat in brown trooper hat with sunglasses and blue tan text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
State Cat Apron Featuring a Trooper Feline is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase state cat apron introduces a cartoon feline in law enforcement gear. The text reads NOT SO FUNNY above and MEOW IS IT? below the animal, landing as a pun on legal warnings. Wearing it signals that you appreciate dry humor in professional settings. State troopers and animal lovers who enjoy wordplay will feel this was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
Arched across the top in light blue are the words NOT SO FUNNY, framing the central subject. A white and tan cat wears a brown campaign hat featuring a yellow star badge and dark sunglasses. Stacked beneath the feline in tan block letters is the phrase MEOW IS IT?. This arrangement creates a cohesive image of a no-nonsense officer using a cat pun to deliver a humorous warning. The colors remain strictly within the specified palette of blue, tan, brown, and white throughout the illustration.
Who Gets The Joke
Law enforcement professionals and cat owners notice the trooper hat and sunglasses immediately. Gifting this state cat apron works well for birthdays or appreciation events for officers. It fits perfectly into daily kitchen use or casual wear at law enforcement gatherings. The design bridges the gap between serious service and lighthearted fun without referencing specific brands.
Answers Up Front
What are the dimensions of the waist ties on this apron? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit. This length provides enough fabric to tie comfortably in the front regardless of body size. The extended length allows for multiple knot options and easy adjustment over different clothing layers.
How does the ink durability hold up against standard washing cycles? The printed design withstands standard washing because the ink bonds securely to the fabric surface. Colorfast printing methods ensure the blue and tan text retains its vibrancy after repeated cleaning. Following care instructions prevents fading and keeps the cartoon details sharp over time.
Why is this specific design unique compared to generic cat apparel? This product combines a specific law enforcement aesthetic with a linguistic pun rather than just showing a pet. The brown campaign hat and sunglasses distinguish it from standard animal prints found in pet stores. The unique text layout makes it a conversation piece distinct from typical kitchen wear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Cat aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection suits cat owners who want to express their love for felines through unique, printed designs. It appeals to both serious collectors and casual fans looking for distinctive talking point that highlight specific cat traits or artistic styles without being overly generic.
- What types of cat themes are included?
- We feature diverse themes ranging from the sunny disposition of the sunshine cat apron to the aloof attitude of the meh cat apron. Literary references appear in the cheshire cat apron, while historical parody shines in the hamilton cat apron, ensuring variety for different tastes and senses of humor.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your cat’s personality or your preferred art style. Choose the cool cat apron for modern vibes, the retro cat apron for nostalgia, or the hat cat apron for playful whimsy. Consider whether you want to highlight humor, literature, or simple aesthetic appeal when making your decision.
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