

Steven Cat Apron Featuring Portal to the Cat Dimension
Steven cat apron - Cartoon woman and cats near swirling portal with purple border and red text
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Steven Cat Apron Featuring Portal to the Cat Dimension is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
steven cat apron puts the phrase PORTAL to the CAT DIMENSION AND OTHER NIGHTMARES! across the front panel, framing a cartoon scene where a woman stands in shock as cats pour out of a swirling portal. This sarcastic reference means that your home has effectively become a breeding ground for felines that defy logic. Wearing it does not hide the mess but celebrates the beautiful chaos of pet ownership, and anyone who has counted seven cats in one room feels this was written specifically for them.
The Graphic Piece By Piece
A thick purple border encloses the central artwork, separating the bedroom scene from the grey background. At the top, the words PORTAL to the CAT DIMENSION appear in purple and orange block letters with a retro drop shadow. A swirling vortex in shades of red and purple dominates the left side, acting as the exit point for several felines. A blonde woman in a pink shirt and purple pants stands on the right, looking startled as a black cat walks past her and others scatter across the bed and floor. The bottom of the frame holds the red text AND OTHER NIGHTMARES!, tying the sci-fi concept to domestic reality. Every element uses only purple, orange, red, and blue ink to maintain a cohesive, stylized look that mimics 1980s print media.
Days You Would Grab It
Kitchen cooks and bakers who also happen to be cat hoards notice the accurate depiction of feline overpopulation first. This makes it an ideal gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who admits their house is full of monsters. You would grab this during busy prep times when you want to acknowledge the chaos without taking yourself too seriously. It fits perfectly in a home kitchen where the line between cooking space and cat territory frequently blurs.
Before Buying
Does the apron have storage space? Yes, it features two front pockets that are split in the middle for easy access. Each pocket measures exactly 8 x 7 inches, offering enough room for small tools, pens, or phone storage while baking or gardening.
Will the design survive regular cleaning? The print is integrated into the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric rather than sitting on top like a sticker. This construction ensures the colorful purple, orange, red, and blue graphics remain intact through repeated washes without cracking or peeling.
Are there exactly seven cats visible? The image shows seven distinct cats scattered around the bedroom and portal area. This specific count matches the visual evidence of the cartoon, confirming the design depicts a literal invasion rather than a generic animal pattern.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Rhode aprons
- Who would enjoy the steven cat apron?
- Fans of feline-themed humor and the specific character Steven will appreciate this design. It combines pet lover sentiments with a quirky artistic style that stands out. The print offers a own twist to express affection for cats while showcasing a distinct character motif that resonates with collectors of niche art prints.
- What makes the steven stupid apron different?
- This design leans into self-deprecating humor and absurdity, distinguishing itself from more traditional themed aprons. It appeals to those who enjoy ironic statements and unconventional fashion choices. The print captures a specific cultural joke format, making it a standout piece for individuals who prioritize wit and novelty in their everyday accessories.
- How do I choose between the alien and magic versions?
- Select the alien version if you prefer sci-fi themes and extraterrestrial imagery. Choose the magic version for fantasy elements and illusionist aesthetics. Consider your personal interest in genre-specific humor to decide which design aligns better with your taste. Both feature the central character but offer distinctly different visual narratives and thematic contexts.
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