
Positive Come
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Steven come and get it apron - Retro art of children watching UFOs with Here Comes The APOCALYPSE text in red frame
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Steven Come is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The steven come and get it apron puts the phrase Here Comes The APOCALYPSE across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic greeting rather than a warning. The illustration below shows children watching UFOs in a retro style using red, yellow, blue, and orange hues. Wearing it signals appreciation for subversive humor, and fans of 1970s pop culture parody will feel this was crafted specifically for their unique sense of irony.
A red rounded frame encloses the entire composition, holding the text at the top and the scene below. Three children stand or sit in a grassy area while looking up at hovering saucers. Yellow beams project downward from the blue discs toward the ground near billowing smoke. The lettering uses bold red capitals for the main word and yellow script for the intro against a grey background. This combination creates a cohesive image that mimics vintage educational posters while delivering a dark twist.
Home cooks who enjoy vintage sci-fi often notice the nostalgic art style first when wearing this item. Gifting this steven come and get it apron works perfectly for birthdays or holidays involving fans of dark humor. It fits best in everyday kitchen situations where the wearer wants to project a relaxed attitude toward potential disasters. The contrast between the cheerful drawing and the ominous text makes it ideal for social gatherings where conversation is expected.
What are the measurements for the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This range allows the apron to be tightened securely around the neck or loosened for comfort. The flexibility ensures the black bib stays in place without digging in or hanging too low during movement.
How does the ink hold up during washing? The print remains durable because it is integrated into the fabric structure rather than sitting loosely on the surface. Following standard care instructions prevents fading of the bold red, yellow, blue, and orange colors. The integrity of the retro design withstands repeated cleaning cycles without cracking or peeling.
Does the design reference a specific movie or book? The artwork does not depict a specific licensed property but instead imitates the general aesthetic of 1970s and 1980s paperback covers. The children and UFOs represent a generic archetype found in vintage sci-fi art rather than specific characters. This approach allows the piece to function as a parody of the genre without requiring permission or infringing on trademarks.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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