Rhode
Steven Dark Green Apron Featuring an Eat Your Greens Bigfoot
Steven dark green apron - Bigfoot looming behind three scouts with Eat Your Greens text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Steven Dark Green Apron Featuring an Eat Your Greens Bigfoot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
steven dark green apron displays the phrase EAT YOUR GREENS above a cartoon scene where a Bigfoot looms behind three scouts near a campfire. The text HEALTH & NUTRITION below creates a pun implying the monster is the meal. Wearing it signals a preference for subversive humor over traditional safety, and campers who enjoy retro horror parody feel this was made for them.
Every Detail On The Front
The text EAT YOUR GREENS sits prominently at the top in yellow lettering above a rounded frame containing the main illustration. A large brown Bigfoot looms directly behind three scouts who stand beside a campfire with visible flames and stones. Green trees fill the background while a red tree trunk anchors the right side of the composition. HEALTH & NUTRITION is centered below the frame in white text on a red banner. This layout combines vintage color blocking with a narrative scene that recontextualizes a common health slogan as a warning about wild animals.
Built For These Hands
Cooks and outdoor enthusiasts notice the retro art style and the specific reference to scouting immediately. Gifting this item to someone who collects vintage horror parodies acknowledges their taste for niche humor. The apron handles messy tasks in the kitchen or workshop while displaying a design that celebrates the absurdity of survival scenarios.
Practical Questions
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes. This specific range ensures the black bib apron sits correctly on the chest without being too tight or too loose for most adults wearing it during cooking or crafting.
How does the ink hold up against washing? The printed design uses durable inks that resist fading when exposed to standard wash cycles. This durability ensures the bold brown, green, yellow, and red colors remain vibrant after cleaning, protecting the artwork from the wear and tear of frequent use in busy kitchens or workshops.
Is this design based on a specific state like Rhode Island? No, the visual content focuses entirely on a Sasquatch and scouts rather than geographic symbols. The design relies on a dark humor pun about nutrition and camping safety, making it distinct from state-themed merchandise by prioritizing the illustrated narrative over regional identifiers.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Rhode aprons
- Who would enjoy the steven cat apron?
- Fans of feline-themed humor and the specific character Steven will appreciate this design. It combines pet lover sentiments with a quirky artistic style that stands out. The print offers a own twist to express affection for cats while showcasing a distinct character motif that resonates with collectors of niche art prints.
- What makes the steven stupid apron different?
- This design leans into self-deprecating humor and absurdity, distinguishing itself from more traditional themed aprons. It appeals to those who enjoy ironic statements and unconventional fashion choices. The print captures a specific cultural joke format, making it a standout piece for individuals who prioritize wit and novelty in their everyday accessories.
- How do I choose between the alien and magic versions?
- Select the alien version if you prefer sci-fi themes and extraterrestrial imagery. Choose the magic version for fantasy elements and illusionist aesthetics. Consider your personal interest in genre-specific humor to decide which design aligns better with your taste. Both feature the central character but offer distinctly different visual narratives and thematic contexts.
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