
Cute Novelty Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Straight novelty apron - Arched bad company text over two red dice in green circle with straight shooter label below
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Straight Novelty Apron Featuring Bad Company Straight is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A straight novelty apron displays the words Bad Company arched across the top, sitting above two red dice placed inside a green circle. The phrase Straight Shooter appears in yellow capital letters at the bottom, creating a complete visual statement about rock music lore and gambling culture. Wearing this garment allows the wearer to express a specific affinity for vintage gaming aesthetics and loud musical history. People who attend rock trivia nights or host poker evenings will feel this item was created specifically for their personal style.
The central graphic features two red dice with white pips resting against a dark green circular background. The text Bad Company is rendered in a large, white font with red shading and yellow outlines that curve upward over the gaming pieces. Below the circle, the words STRAIGHT SHOOTER are printed in a solid, blocky yellow typeface. The entire composition uses a distressed effect that mimics peeling paint or worn fabric from an older era. This combination of typography and imagery belongs firmly to the genre of classic hard rock album art and casino table games.
Home cooks who entertain guests during dinner parties notice the bold red and white lettering immediately. This straight novelty apron serves as a perfect gift for someone who loves both cooking and rock music history. The apron fits naturally into everyday situations where food preparation meets social interaction, such as weekend brunches or casual weeknight meals with friends.
Does the neck strap fit all body types? Yes, the neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches, providing enough adjustment to ensure a secure fit for most adults without being too short or loose. This generous range accommodates various neck sizes comfortably throughout the day.
Will the design fade after washing? The print is durable enough to withstand standard laundering cycles because the colors are integrated into the fabric rather than sitting loosely on the surface. You can wash it regularly without worrying about the distressed texture disappearing.
Is this just a generic dice design? No, the specific arched lettering and the distinct placement of the two dice inside the green circle make this unique compared to standard gaming merchandise. The explicit text labels tie the visual elements to a specific cultural reference point.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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