German Shorthaired Pointer
Stubborn German Dog Apron Featuring Sarcastic GSP Tricks
Stubborn german dog apron - Tan dog silhouettes in boxes labeled Sit Down Shake Come Fetch Roll Over Stay
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Stubborn German Dog Apron Featuring Sarcastic GSP Tricks is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
stubborn german dog apron puts the phrase STUBBORN GERMAN SHORTHAIRED POINTER TRICKS across the front panel, and the text reads as a sarcastic list of commands that the breed ignores. Wearing it signals you understand their independent nature, and this design was made specifically for owners who know their dog refuses to sit or stay.
Inside The Artwork
A minimalist graphic stacks bold white and tan lettering above two rows of tan boxes containing identical standing dog silhouettes labeled SIT, DOWN, SHAKE, COME, FETCH, ROLL OVER, and STAY. The humor lies in the visual repetition where every pose is static despite different labels, illustrating that the Stubborn German Shorthaired Pointer performs no tricks at all. The final box remains empty under the word STAY, emphasizing that obedience is the only trick truly absent from their repertoire.
Who It Speaks To
This stubborn german dog apron appeals to German Shorthaired Pointer lovers and hunters who recognize the breed's stubborn streak. It serves as a humorous gift for trainers or breeders during holidays or birthdays. Everyday wear happens during outdoor adventures or kitchen prep when the owner wants to joke about their pet's lack of compliance.
Quick Answers
What are the waist measurements? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in the front regardless of size. This generous dimension ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably over layers of clothing while working.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed graphics are designed to endure repeated washing without fading or cracking. The durable ink bonds with the fabric to maintain the sharp contrast between the white and tan elements through many cycles.
Why is the last box empty? The box beneath STAY contains no silhouette because the Stubborn German Shorthaired Pointer simply will not stay. This visual absence confirms the sarcastic premise that the breed lacks even the most basic obedience command.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about German Shorthaired Pointer aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons suit dedicated GSP owners, hunters, and dog lovers who appreciate the breed's hunting heritage. They are ideal for anyone who wants to display pride in their German Shorthaired Pointer while protecting their clothing during cooking or crafting activities at home.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The collection includes the camo 4th of july apron, the gsp american flag apron, and the disco german dog apron. You can also choose from realistic portraits like the gsp dog apron or the shorthaired dog apron, all featuring distinct artistic interpretations of the breed.
- How do I select the best design for my needs?
- Choose the camo or flag designs if you prefer bold, patriotic themes that highlight outdoor adventures. Select the disco or portrait styles for more personal expression. Consider whether you want to emphasize the hunting aspect or the companion nature of your German Shorthaired Pointer when making your choice.
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