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Stupid Tree Golf Apron Features Retro Disc Golf Basket Art
Stupid tree golf apron - Retro disc golf basket silhouette over striped sunset with stacked STUPID TREE text below
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Stupid Tree Golf Apron Features Retro Disc Golf Basket Art is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
stupid tree golf apron puts the phrase STUPID TREE across the front panel in stacked, light blue typography, and the words land as a universal complaint among disc golfers about errant shots hitting vegetation. Wearing it protects your clothes from grease and grass stains, and fellow players recognize it as an inside joke about the game's most frustrating obstacles.
What Is Printed On It
A circular graphic dominates the upper section, featuring a black silhouette of a disc golf basket with chains standing above a row of pine trees. The background consists of horizontal stripes in faded teal, yellow, and orange that create a vintage sunset effect. Below this illustration, the text STUPID TREE appears in large, blocky, light blue letters with a distressed texture. This combination of imagery and text represents the specific annoyance of trees interfering with a perfect throw rather than a literal reference to age or nature appreciation.
Who Reaches For This One
Disc golfers and hobbyists notice the basket silhouette and the specific terminology immediately. This black bib apron makes a great gift for men, dads, or friends during Christmas or birthdays. It gets worn in casual situations like backyard barbecues or while organizing equipment in a garage after a round on the course.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The neck strap is adjustable and measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This range allows the apron to fit most adults comfortably regardless of height or build.
Will the print survive multiple washes? The ink is designed to be durable and resist fading through standard laundering cycles. The distressed style of the lettering helps maintain its appearance even after repeated exposure to water and detergent.
Why is this design unique to this sport? Unlike general gardening or camping aprons, this piece references the specific mechanical failure of a disc hitting a tree rather than the object itself. The text STUPID TREE combined with the basket iconography targets players who understand the difference between a good shot and one that got stuck in the woods.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Disc aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these disc golf themed aprons?
- These aprons are made for avid disc golfers who enjoy playing regularly and appreciate humor related to their hobby. They suit anyone who wants to wear their passion on their sleeve, literally, while relaxing after a long day on the course or preparing for an upcoming tournament event.
- What makes the tree design stand out among other options?
- The tree design captures a universal frustration for disc golfers: the tree that blocks your shot. It serves as a humorous reminder of common obstacles faced on the course. This relatable imagery connects deeply with players who have experienced the disappointment of seeing their disc bounce off bark instead of reaching the basket.
- How should I choose between the various print styles available?
- Consider whether you prefer subtle nods to the sport or bold statements about your favorite aspects. The heartbeat design suits those who love the intensity of competition. Meanwhile, the stupid golf option works well for casual players who enjoy lighthearted jokes. Select based on your personal style and how much you want to express your personality through your attire.
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