
Talk Cat Apron: My Cat
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Sunglass talk cat apron - White line-art cat wearing sunglasses with text my cat and i talk shit about you
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Sunglass Talk Cat Apron Features a White Line-art Cat is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
sunglass talk cat apron puts the phrase my cat and i, talk shit about you across the front panel. The text surrounds a centered line-art cat wearing sunglasses in white ink. This joke reads as a sarcastic alliance between owner and pet who judge others together. Wearing it signals that you appreciate blunt humor and feline attitude. Cat lovers who enjoy sassy designs will feel this was made specifically for them.
A white line-art drawing of a cat head wearing sunglasses sits centrally on the black fabric. The printed text splits into two distinct lines, positioning my cat and i above the illustration and talk shit about you beneath it. This arrangement uses the negative space around the cat to frame the subject effectively. The stark contrast between the white ink and the dark background makes the simple shapes pop visually. Together, the typography and the cool feline pose create a unified image of sarcastic companionship rather than just a picture with words attached.
Cat owners who see their pets as having judgmental personalities will notice the sunglasses first. This sunglass talk cat apron works well as a gift for someone who prefers dry wit over traditional cute animal merchandise. It gets worn in casual home environments or gatherings where the wearer wants to express a relaxed, slightly rebellious attitude toward social norms.
What is the size range of this bib apron? This product fits most adults due to its generous cut and adjustable neck strap. The strap measures between 20 and 30 inches in length, allowing it to accommodate different neck sizes comfortably. You do not need to worry about it being too tight or loose regardless of your build.
How does the white ink hold up after washing? The white print is durable enough to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. Since the design relies on high contrast against the black fabric, minor wear remains visible and effective. Following standard care instructions keeps the sharpness of the line art intact over time.
Does the design feature any specific breed characteristics? No, the artwork depicts a generic feline face using simple outlines rather than breed-specific traits. The focus is entirely on the accessory of sunglasses and the accompanying text message. This universal representation allows any cat owner to relate to the design without focusing on a particular type of cat.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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