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Support Coder Apron: Programmer Hourly Rate Typography
Support coder apron - Programmer hourly rate price list with white text and red separator lines
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Support Coder Apron: Programmer Hourly Rate Typography is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A support coder apron puts the phrase PROGRAMMER HOURLY RATE across the front panel, and the subsequent list reads as a sarcastic escalation of fees for various workplace interactions. Wearing it establishes a humorous professional boundary before a single line of code is written, and software engineers and IT support staff feel this specific frustration was crafted for them.
The Print, Up Close
This design employs a typography-only layout where white text stands out clearly against the background color. Bold red horizontal lines separate the header from a structured price list that mimics a formal billing document. The text specifies rates starting at $100/HR for STANDARD work and rising to $250/HR for the condition IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB. Additional tiers account for being watched, receiving help, or having prior ownership of the project. These visual elements combine to create a functional-looking chart that delivers sharp workplace commentary through pure text and simple color blocking.
Made For This Crowd
IT support specialists and software developers notice the specific rate for being told how to do their job immediately. This support coder apron functions as a witty gift for computer science graduates or network engineers who deal with non-technical interference. The garment transforms a standard protective layer into a communication tool during busy shifts where verbal explanations are often ignored.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of this apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring a secure fit over bulky layers and preventing the garment from slipping during active use.
Will the text survive frequent laundering? Yes, the ink durability is designed to withstand wash cycles. The white lettering and red separators remain distinct after repeated cleaning because the print adheres firmly to the fabric surface without fading or cracking.
Does this apply to all programming tasks? The highest rate applies specifically to being instructed on your own job. The note IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB targets managers or non-technical colleagues who override expert decisions rather than general technical queries.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Coder aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- These aprons are designed specifically for software engineers, web developers, and IT professionals who want to express their job identity. They suit anyone who enjoys coding humor, understands technical references, and wants a durable canvas piece for kitchen or workshop use.
- What types of designs are included?
- The range includes humorous takes like the false coder apron and thematic prints such as the codefather coder apron. Designs also cover lifestyle elements seen in the programmer coffee apron and professional identities found in the software engineer apron and nerd science apron options.
- How should I choose my favorite design?
- Select based on your preferred humor style or professional role. Choose the tux coder apron for a sophisticated look, or the programmer engineer apron for a direct title display. Consider if you prefer pop culture nods like the codefather design or everyday essentials like the coffee theme.
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