

Support Loose Funny Apron - 10oz Canvas
Support loose funny apron - White distressed moonshine still flanked by jug and pot with arched text
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Support Loose Funny Apron - 10oz Canvas is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOONSHINER sits across the front panel, and the words SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL arch above the moonshine still while MOONSHINER arches below it. This layout frames the central white illustration of the distillation apparatus, which stands as a symbol of regional craft tradition. Wearing this puts the wearer in direct association with the history of small-scale production, and home distillers who understand the mechanics of the still feel this respect for the trade.
Inside The Artwork
A white moonshine still dominates the center of the design, rendered in a distressed style that gives the impression of age. The text SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL curves over the top of the equipment, and MOONSHINER curves under the bottom to create a balanced composition. A glass jug sits to the left of the main vessel, and a lidded pot rests to the right, completing the set of distilling tools. This specific arrangement of hardware belongs to the category of artisanal spirit production.
Who It Speaks To
Home distillers notice the accurate depiction of the still and its accompanying vessels first. This support loose funny apron serves as a gift for birthdays or holidays for those who appreciate the technical side of making spirits. It gets worn in the kitchen or workshop where the actual work of fermentation and distillation takes place, marking the user as someone who values the process.
Quick Answers
Does the apron have pockets for holding tools? Yes, it features two front pockets that measure 8 x 7 inches each. They are split in the middle to provide easy access from either side, allowing you to hold small items securely while working.
Will the distressed white ink survive repeated washing? The white print uses a durable method that holds up well against laundering. Because the design is intentionally distressed, minor fading blends with the intended aesthetic rather than looking like damage.
Is the central image a real piece of equipment? Yes, the illustration depicts a functional moonshine still with a condenser coil, chimney, and collection jar. This specific configuration is used in traditional home distilling setups.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Local aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These aprons suit residents who want to express their connection to their hometown or specific profession. They are ideal for locals who prefer regional identity over broad national themes, making them perfect gifts for neighbors, coworkers, or friends who share your specific geographic or occupational pride.
- What designs are included?
- The collection includes varied prints like the support cat apron for animal lovers and the local farm apron for agricultural enthusiasts. You can also choose the flag chicago apron for city pride or the support fishing aprons for outdoor recreationists, ensuring there is a design that matches your personal interests and local connections.
- How do I pick one?
- Select a design based on your primary passion or residence. If you live near the water, the support fishing aprons may resonate most. For those in urban centers, the flag chicago apron works well. Choose the support loose funny apron if humor is key, or pick the support cat apron for a touch of whimsy related to your daily life.
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