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Support Your Local Apron: White Distressed Pole Dancer
Support your local apron - White distressed circular badge with figure climbing utility pole and wrapping text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Support Your Local Apron: White Distressed Pole Dancer is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
support your local apron features the phrase SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLE DANCER printed in white. The text wraps a circular border enclosing a figure climbing a utility pole, turning an electrical lineman job into a pun. Wearing it signals appreciation for essential workers and adds humor to the kitchen. Linemen and their families will recognize the specific trade reference immediately.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A white, distressed circular badge sits centered on the front panel, containing a silhouette of a worker ascending a wooden utility pole. The text SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLE DANCER curves along the inner perimeter of the ring, creating a frame around the climbing figure. The lettering and image share a weathered texture that mimics vintage stenciling or worn stamp work. This layout transforms a standard occupational hazard into a witty piece of wearable art suitable for the trade.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Electrical linemen and their supporters notice the specific reference to climbing utility poles first. This support your local apron serves as a funny gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone in the power industry. It is equally suited for casual wear at job site picnics or everyday cooking where a bit of sarcasm is appreciated.
Good To Know
What are the dimensions of the waist ties and body size? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front. The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, ensuring sufficient coverage for most adult heights while allowing for adjustable fit. How does the distressed ink hold up during washing? The print uses a distressed aesthetic that blends with the fabric weave rather than sitting heavily on top. This texture helps the white ink maintain its appearance through repeated washes without appearing cracked or peeling like thick solid prints often do. Why is this design specific to electrical linemen rather than dancers? The central figure is depicted climbing a vertical wooden utility pole with crossarms, not performing on a stage. This visual detail confirms the joke targets the dangerous but necessary work of maintaining power lines, distinguishing it from any entertainment context.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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- What does the festivus pole apron reference?
- It references the fictional holiday from Seinfeld. The design appeals to fans of the show. It symbolizes alternative traditions and skepticism toward commercialism. People who enjoy witty pop culture references will appreciate this unique addition to their kitchen or studio wardrobe.
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