

Swishmas Xmas Apron Featuring Santa Shooting a Basketball
Swishmas xmas apron - Santa jumping with basketball next to Merry Swishmas text on knit pattern
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Swishmas Xmas Apron Featuring Santa Shooting a Basketball is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The swishmas xmas apron puts a cartoon Santa Claus jumping on the left side across the front panel, holding an orange basketball beneath his green gloves. The printed words MERRY SWISHMAS center to the right of the figure, reading as a pun that replaces a clean basketball shot with a seasonal greeting. Wearing it shows you value holiday fun and athletic hobbies, and home cooks who watch games while preparing meals feel it was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
A cartoon Santa Claus jumps on the left side of the panel holding an orange basketball toward a hoop located at the top right. White text spelling MERRY SWISHMAS sits centered to the right of the character against a background of horizontal knit-style patterns. Red snowflakes, white reindeer, and trees repeat across the grey surface in a festive array. The design uses a cartoon art style with bold outlines to create a cohesive ugly Christmas aesthetic. Santa wears a traditional red suit with white trim and brown boots while suspended in mid-air above the patterned backdrop.
Who Gets The Joke
Basketball fans and holiday cooks notice the pun immediately when they see the design. A swishmas xmas apron makes a great gift for someone who struggles to choose between sports fandom and Christmas traditions. They wear it in the kitchen while preparing feasts, signaling that they enjoy both the game and the season without taking themselves too seriously.
Answers Up Front
What is the pocket size? The two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle. This specific dimension provides ample space for holding towels or utensils while the split design keeps items secure during movement. The pockets attach directly to the 10 oz cotton canvas body to ensure durability during heavy use.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The ink remains intact through repeated laundering because it adheres to the heavy 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. This material stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes, preventing the print from cracking or peeling. The dense weave supports the ink layer, ensuring the colorful design stays vibrant despite frequent cleaning.
Does the design reference a specific sport? Yes, the design specifically references basketball through the visual elements and the wordplay. Santa holds an orange basketball and aims at a hoop, while the phrase swishmas describes a perfect shot that passes cleanly through the net without touching the rim. These details confirm the sport connection rather than generic winter imagery.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Ugly Xmas aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This collection is ideal for people who love ironic holiday humor and enjoy dressing up in ways that contrast with traditional Christmas aesthetics. It suits those who prioritize fun and conversation-starting visuals during family dinners or office parties over conventional style guidelines.
- What themes are included?
- The designs range from animal mashups like llamas and sharks in winter gear to classic characters reimagined with absurd twists. You will find poultry dressed as Santa and bold text-based statements that reject normalcy, ensuring every design supports the theme of taking in ugly Christmas traditions wholeheartedly.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on your preferred level of chaos. Choose animal hybrids if you prefer visual puns, or opt for text-heavy designs if you want immediate readability. Consider whether you want to highlight a specific character like a shark or a chicken when deciding which design best matches your personal holiday vibe.
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