Counting
Talk Counting Crochet Apron Featuring Colorful Yarn Balls
Talk counting crochet apron - Don't Talk To Me I'm Counting text with colorful yarn balls and knitting needles
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Talk Counting Crochet Apron Featuring Colorful Yarn Balls is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
talk counting crochet apron displays the phrase DON'T TALK TO ME I'M COUNTING above a cluster of yarn balls. The text reads as a plea for silence during complex stitch work. Wearing it signals that your focus is on tension and loops rather than conversation. It was made for anyone who has lost count because someone asked about their project.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features white lettering split into two sections, with DON'T TALK TO ME positioned above a colorful arrangement of yarn balls. These spheres appear in white, yellow, green, blue, orange, and pink, rendered in a cartoon style. Small buttons in teal and pink float near loose strands of green thread. Below the yarn sits a pair of knitting needles, anchoring the composition. I'M COUNTING appears at the bottom in the same bold white font. This layout captures the specific moment when a maker must pause all social interaction to maintain their tally.
Who Reaches For This One
This talk counting crochet apron reaches for crocheters and knitters who need a boundary between their craft and the outside world. It serves as a humorous gift for Mother's Day or holidays to show appreciation for their dedication. You wear it while sitting in a crowded room where family members inevitably ask what you are making next.
Questions Before You Order
Will the waist ties fit over my clothes? Yes, the 42-inch waist ties on each side provide ample length to tie securely in front even over thick layers. This generous measurement ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably without pulling or leaving gaps at the back.
Can I wash this apron without fading the design? The ink remains durable through standard laundering because the print adheres directly to the fabric surface. You can machine wash it using cold water and tumble dry on low heat to preserve the bright colors and crisp lettering over time.
Does the design include actual tools or just yarn? The illustration includes a pair of knitting needles resting horizontally beneath the yarn balls alongside scattered buttons. This specific combination of materials distinguishes it from generic sewing aprons by acknowledging the dual nature of fiber arts projects.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Counting aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these counting-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit math teachers, pharmacists, and crocheters who enjoy the meditative aspect of counting stitches or numbers. They are made for anyone who appreciates precision and finds satisfaction in organized, repetitive tasks during their daily professional or hobbyist routines.
- What specific designs are available in this collection?
- The collection features the psychedelic counting apron, learning math teacher apron, talk counting crochet apron, and scrooge christmas apron. Each design highlights different aspects of counting, from academic instruction to pharmaceutical precision and artistic yarn work, ensuring there is a print for every type of number enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design for my profession?
- Select the learning math teacher apron for classroom settings or the talk pharmacy apron for medical environments. Crafters might prefer the talk crochet apron to show their hobby. Consider your daily activities and choose a design that visually represents the specific type of counting you perform most often.
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