Farmer
Tender Farmer Apron: Retro I Raise Chickens Punt Bib
Tender farmer apron - Retro text I raise chickens I'm literally a chicken tender over four chickens on striped
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Tender Farmer Apron: Retro I Raise Chickens Punt Bib is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
tender farmer apron features the phrase I raise chickens I'm literally a chicken tender across the front panel, and the pun reads as a playful jab at poultry keepers. Wearing it signals pride in raising birds rather than cooking them, and coop owners who understand the double meaning will feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
Bold pale yellow lettering sits above and below a central illustration of four chickens standing in a row. The birds are positioned against horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, and blue that create a vibrant retro backdrop. The typography is thick and blocky, emphasizing the statement while the vintage color palette adds a nostalgic texture to the scene. This combination of specific colors and the count of birds creates a cohesive graphic that celebrates the hobby of chicken keeping through visual humor.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This tender farmer apron belongs in rustic kitchens and active coops where practical gear meets personality. It serves as a humorous gift for birthdays or holidays for people who spend their days tending to hens and roosters. The black bib protects clothing during messy farm chores while displaying the witty message clearly to anyone who walks into the workspace.
What Buyers Ask
Does the neck strap adjust for different heights? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various builds. This range ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably without slipping or digging into the neck during long work sessions. Will the ink survive repeated washing cycles? The printed design is durable enough to withstand standard laundering without fading or cracking. The retro aesthetic relies on distressed textures that blend well with wear, ensuring the message remains legible after many washes in the wash machine. Is this specific to chicken farmers only? Absolutely, because the pun requires knowledge of poultry keeping to be understood. The phrase I'm literally a chicken tender references the meat product name, making it an inside joke unique to those who actually raise the birds.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Farmer aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals deeply connected to rural living, from professional ranchers to urban gardeners. They appeal to anyone who identifies with the agricultural lifestyle and wants to display pride in their daily work. The designs resonate with people who value tradition, self-sufficiency, and the honest labor associated with raising crops or livestock.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection features motifs centered on livestock such as cows, chickens, and hogs. It also includes symbols of patriotism like flags, alongside humorous takes on farm life. Designs range from serious tributes to animal whispering to playful nods to backyard gardening, ensuring there is a style for every type of agricultural enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your primary focus. If dairy is central, choose the cow option. For poultry enthusiasts, the chicken design fits best. Those who raise meat animals may prefer the hog print. Consider whether you want to highlight your home status with a backyard theme or express national pride with the flag motif to match your personal identity.
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